I'm bored thread

Why do you come here?


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Holy Devil said:
You know why I feel this way? 'Cos all the girls that I had sex with in the past screamed my name . :eek:


Hahahahahahahaha!!! Hehehehehehehe!!!


*cough, gag, choke* Hahahahahaha!!!!
 
stirbird said:
Oh, those glory days! ;) Maybe modern women are just different.

My kids complain that I'm embarrassing...I sound like a screaming Ferengi.
 
Kcar said:
My kids complain that I'm embarrassing...I sound like a screaming Ferengi.

LOL, every time you say something about your kids, you remind me of why I never wanted to bring any into this world.

Actually they sound very cute and open, if a little snotty in the technical-assistance dept.. ;)
 
Kcar said:
I wouldn't wanna give that guy a blow job. o_O

I'd sure be willing to try, but I don't think it'd be very satisfying for him. :/

It's magnificent, isn't it? Pure Phallus. :D But it also reminds me of those tentacle monster cartoons where the tentacles end in penis heads.

I wish I knew the story behind that picture. Why is the whale so trusting that he lets a human handle his penis? Maybe he's just a natural exhibitionist? Well, if I had what he has, I might be an exhibitionist, too.
 
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