i'm a bitch

[cymbidia]

Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.

The first guy says "I'm a YUPPIE, you know... "Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist".

The second guy says "I'm a DINK... "Double Income, No Kids."

The third guy says, "I'm a RUB... "Rich, Urban, Biker."

They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?"
She replies: "I'm a WIFE, you know... "Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."

A second gal answers their question before they even ask it: "BITCH."

"What exactly is a BITCH???" they ask in unison.

"Babe In Total Control of Herself."



So ladies, next time somebody calls you "Bitch", smile and say thank you.

 

[morninggirl5]

I'm a bitch too

 

[willywanker]

Hmmmmm, that would make me a DILDO- Double Income, Large Debt & Overhead.

 

[Blackbich]

Good one, cym!

I like it

 

[Stonedagger]

ummmmm

Thats a good one - i will have to use it at work!!! LOL

 

[Neale]

Sooo...

Would that make any significant other of mine a BITCOM?

Babe In Total Control Of Me?