I'll say this one time and one time only

[Johnny Cool]

Okay when it was just Scylis and Zach79 I could accept it as the misconceptions of idiots.

Now that PC fell into the same thing I'd like to clarify one thing.

The name Johnny Cool is not meant to express how cool I(Johnny) am. First of all I have no problem in simply saying how cool I am. Second, it's an in-joke with some friends of mine. You wouldn't get it(Or if you did, wouldn't think it was funny)

But it is not meant as a "I'm Johnny and I'm so cool so....." thing.

So when you call me Johnny uncool or say something like "Johnny Dork" it really doesn't bother me more than, say, calling PC Problem Odor or something.

It's a name, it's not tied directly to my self worth.

Idiots.

 

[Siren]

 

[Problem Child]

The fact that you have a pretentious, dorky user name doesn't preclude you from actually being a pretentious, dorky person.

And stop whining about people picking on your user name, you fuckstick.

 

[scylis]

ooo! fuckstick! that's an extra 30 points right there!

 

[MissTaken]

Whatever happened to "fucktard?"

Has that term been ruled obsolete by the Literotica Board of Etiquette?

 

[Johnny Cool]

The fact that you have a pretentious, dorky user name doesn't preclude you from actually being a pretentious, dorky person.

And stop whining about people picking on your user name, you fuckstick.

Wow, once again you show your incredible talent for missing the point in order to get in another one of your absolutely hilarious variations on the word "fuck"

What's next? Fuckwit? Fuckshmuck?

Seriously, I might have to hold my ribs lest you call one more poster Fuck____

It's called variety. Look it up.

 

[scylis]

and, ya know what? i wouldn't have a problem with you or your username... if you could just fucking stick with one and not fucking rotate thru your whole fucking baker's dozen or so whenever you feel like it!

 

[Problem Child]

Wow, once again you show your incredible talent for missing the point in order to get in another one of your absolutely hilarious variations on the word "fuck"

What's next? Fuckwit? Fuckshmuck?

Seriously, I might have to hold my ribs lest you call one more poster Fuck____

It's called variety. Look it up.

Your point was stupid and you're a whiny corn-eater.

 

[Siren]

 

[Siren]

 

[MissTaken]

Wow, once again you show your incredible talent for missing the point in order to get in another one of your absolutely hilarious variations on the word "fuck"

Perhaps, because the point is a bit grade schoolish?

"Nanny nanny boo boo " is a lousy thread starter.

 

[scylis]

JonnyCool is weevil. i should be able to rattle off a whole list of the others, but i could really care less about keeping track of his various names. sorry, my bad.

 

[Johnny Cool]

and, ya know what? i wouldn't have a problem with you or your username... if you could just fucking stick with one and not fucking rotate thru your whole fucking baker's dozen or so whenever you feel like it!

And I wouldn't have a problem with your land of make believe if this wasn't a site for adults. C'est la vie.

 

[Siren]

 

[Johnny Cool]

JonnyCool is weevil. i should be able to rattle off a whole list of the others, but i could really care less about keeping track of his various names. sorry, my bad.

A list of my names, outside of what James Bond mentioned:

Scruffy

Yeah, I could see that exhausting you for a while.

 

[Problem Child]

I'm a corn-eater too.

Do you know where the corn comes from?

 

[Problem Child]

A list of my names, outside of what James Bond mentioned:

Scruffy

Yeah, I could see that exhausting you for a while.

puckhead.

 

[scylis]

And I wouldn't have a problem with your land of make believe if this wasn't a site for adults. C'est la vie.

you really don't pay attention to 90% of the threads here, do you?

 

[MissTaken]

Weevil?

OH! That makes the picture a bit more clear.

Thanks.

 

[Siren]

 

[Johnny Cool]

why bother with other names, if not to hide and confuse>?

My four stages of many names

1. I originally created the Alternate personas so the "Weevil is alone on the board but he's going to still have an involved conversation" thing I used to do was less obvious.

2. In switched it up into Persona A is for Computer A and Persona B and so on and so on.

3. I then varied according to mood

4. I now want to get Johnny Cool and Scruffy up to Title status.

But I've never hidden things, outside of Scruffy.

It's a weird affectation, sure, but we all have them I thought.

As to MissTaken, you've kind of echoed my point. I get nailing me on my wildly inconsistent pretentious behaviour or my terrible grammar or any number of a host of things I do but what most people seem to do is make fun of the name. My point for this thread was

1) It doesn't really bother me

2) Aren't we passed "Mark Fart"?

 

[Ishmael]

Fields?

Nah, Scruffy's ass. He don't chew ya know.

Ishmael

 

[Problem Child]

My four stages of many names

1. I originally created the Alternate personas so the "Weevil is alone on the board but he's going to still have an involved conversation" thing I used to do was less obvious.

2. In switched it up into Persona A is for Computer A and Persona B and so on and so on.

3. I then varied according to mood

4. I now want to get Johnny Cool and Scruffy up to Title status.

But I've never hidden things, outside of Scruffy.

It's a weird affectation, sure, but we all have them I thought.

As to MissTaken, you've kind of echoed my point. I get nailing me on my wildly inconsistent pretentious behaviour or my terrible grammar or any number of a host of things I do but what most people seem to do is make fun of the name. My point for this thread was

1) It doesn't really bother me

2) Aren't we passed "Mark Fart"?

Dude, fuckin' shut up.

 

[Johnny Cool]

Nah, Scruffy's ass. He don't chew ya know.

Ishmael

See? This is what I mean. I get that the fact that Scruffy is a dog and I take it as a given. But most jokes related to Scruffy seem to be "He has fleas" or for Weevil it's calling me "insect"

Is this funny for you people? I guess. I suppose. I just wish those insulting me could be slightly better at it.

Oh, and Scylis most things people do here have a semblance of adulthood. Adults are stupid, flirty and childish at times.

But I have yet to see anyone else pretend their a Mossad Agent and go Bang-Bang with their hand the way you do.

Sue me. It's distracting.

 

[scylis]

anybody got a ball gag handy?