Iggy List

Reality TV! That always makes me laugh or cringe. Real oxymoron unless Videodrome is coming to a tiny screen near you.
 
I took Byron off after he died as I figured he wouldn't be bumping his ten retarded reality TV threads every day.

That's very noble.
Even if NEM dies I ain't unignoring him.
I'm not taking any chances on him coming back from the dead.
 
I'm not positive because I have not counted them but I bet I'm pushing 100 iggys.
 
I've got a little list, I've got a little list,
And they'll none of them be missed,
They'll none of them be missed.


Bonus points if you recognize the lyric.
 
Close enough. It's the thought that counts.

Monty Python
I've got a list

As some day it may happen that a victim must be found,
I've got a little list, I've got a little list
Of society offenders who might well be underground,
And who never would be missed, they never would be missed!
There's interior designers, window dressers and that sort
Bank robbers who retire to Spain the minute they get caught
Or those who have their noses pierced or men who die their hair
Or idiots who host chat shows and disc jockeys everywhere
And customs men who fumbling through your underwear insist
They'd none of them be missed, They'd none of them be missed!


[Chorus:]
He's got them on the list, He's got them on the list
And they'll none of them be missed, They'll none of them be missed.


There's the people with pretentious names like Justin, Trish and Rofle


And the gynecologist, I've got him on the list!
All muggers, joggers, buggers, floggers, people who play golf
They never would be missed, They never would be missed!
All waitresses who make you wait, accountants of all kinds
And actresses who kiss and tell and wiggle their behinds
And poncey little singers who to entertain us try
By dressing up like women and by singing far too high
And who on close observance must be either stoned or pissed
I don't think they'd be missed, I'm sure they'd not be missed!


[Chorus:]
He's got them on the list, He's got them on the list
And they'll none of them be missed, They'll none of them be missed.


There's the beggars who write letters from the Inland Revenue


And the gossip columnist, I've got him on the list!
Comedians and weightlifters and opera singers too
They'd none of 'em be missed, They'd none of 'em be missed.
All traffic wardens, bankers, men who sell Venetian blinds
All people who wear silly ties, Australians of all kinds
And nasty little editors whose papers are the pits
Who fill their rags with gossip and with huge and floppy... writs
But anyway I think by now you must have got the gist
They'd none of them be missed, They'd none of them be missed!


[Chorus:]
You may put them on the list, You may put them on the list
And they'll none of them be missed, they'll none of them be missed!
 
I grant Iggy Amnesty every few months and then repopulate the list. Currently:

badbabysitter
basic_desires
BigMeanie
bill-pix-trade
bisexplicit
BrentCrude
darkknight01
Earl
FSUBasketball
GoFuckYourself
goldenpalomino
iamjustme4ever
MakersandIce
marriedpervs
Mello_SixtyNine
regularguynsac
Susan2002
wetallthetime55
yourwhitewife

I was going to PM to keep it private but you don't accept messages.

I have no clue about most of these people, but I DO know that basic_desires hasn't been on lit since early August.

If you grant amnesty every few months, why is he still on it? (this is just a curiosity, not picking a fight.)
 
Well, I was actually looking for The Mikado.

But I will give you half points. ;)

Monty Python
I've got a list

As some day it may happen that a victim must be found,
I've got a little list, I've got a little list
Of society offenders who might well be underground,
And who never would be missed, they never would be missed!
There's interior designers, window dressers and that sort
Bank robbers who retire to Spain the minute they get caught
Or those who have their noses pierced or men who die their hair
Or idiots who host chat shows and disc jockeys everywhere
And customs men who fumbling through your underwear insist
They'd none of them be missed, They'd none of them be missed!


[Chorus:]
He's got them on the list, He's got them on the list
And they'll none of them be missed, They'll none of them be missed.


There's the people with pretentious names like Justin, Trish and Rofle


And the gynecologist, I've got him on the list!
All muggers, joggers, buggers, floggers, people who play golf
They never would be missed, They never would be missed!
All waitresses who make you wait, accountants of all kinds
And actresses who kiss and tell and wiggle their behinds
And poncey little singers who to entertain us try
By dressing up like women and by singing far too high
And who on close observance must be either stoned or pissed
I don't think they'd be missed, I'm sure they'd not be missed!


[Chorus:]
He's got them on the list, He's got them on the list
And they'll none of them be missed, They'll none of them be missed.


There's the beggars who write letters from the Inland Revenue


And the gossip columnist, I've got him on the list!
Comedians and weightlifters and opera singers too
They'd none of 'em be missed, They'd none of 'em be missed.
All traffic wardens, bankers, men who sell Venetian blinds
All people who wear silly ties, Australians of all kinds
And nasty little editors whose papers are the pits
Who fill their rags with gossip and with huge and floppy... writs
But anyway I think by now you must have got the gist
They'd none of them be missed, They'd none of them be missed!


[Chorus:]
You may put them on the list, You may put them on the list
And they'll none of them be missed, they'll none of them be missed!
 
Is that list up to date Sean? Don't even recognize half the names.

Some could tag you as an 'intolerant hater' with that hit list. LOL

He is an intolerant hater....

You two are peas in a pod.

Smug, limey douche canoes who think their shit doesn't stink....cowardly ones at that who wouldn't dare pop off at the mouth with any of the good shit they talk without first hiding behind a screen.

Maybe if you had been born in the USA to American parents you wouldn't be such a thin skinned waste of oxygen.
 
He is an intolerant hater....

You two are peas in a pod.

Smug, limey douche canoes who think their shit doesn't stink....cowardly ones at that who wouldn't dare pop off at the mouth with any of the good shit they talk without first hiding behind a screen.

Maybe if you had been born in the USA to American parents you wouldn't be such a thin skinned waste of oxygen.

I forgot about this alt. Thanks. Bye.
 
29 and counting. Anybody else want an express ride to iggyville?
 
I'm guessing Ted Cruz won't be getting his vote. Who was that masked idiot?
 
Guidelines for an iggy list:
I love my little vampire, and I think that she loves me
Although she is five-hundred-ten and I'm just thirty-three
Her tastes ae so particular; she rids the human flock
Of priests and poets, publishers, and anyone named 'Doc'.​
What's "the truth"?
Whatever you can get away with. If they believe you, it's "the truth", and all else are damn lies and calumnies. "The truth" has nothing to do with reality, which after all has a liberal bias. In systems design and analysis 'truth' is whatever emerges from a Truth Table. Humans aren't programmed so elegantly, alas. That's because we are not rational animals, but rationalizing animals. "The truth" is our best excuse.
 
I was going to PM to keep it private but you don't accept messages.

I have no clue about most of these people, but I DO know that basic_desires hasn't been on lit since early August.

If you grant amnesty every few months, why is he still on it? (this is just a curiosity, not picking a fight.)

Bisexplicit hasn't posted in years, but maybe they're the threadstarters of threads he doesn't want to see. I have people on ignore for the same reason. I do wish we could just ignore individual threads.
 
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