If you.....

[Dennis13]

Mythical critters... A pixie? [/B]

help me remember please. what is a pixie?

 

[Dennis13]

I'd be a butterfly.

They go from ugly, fuzzy caterpillas that tickle you when you hold them to lovely creatures that just float around and bring smiles to everyone's faces.

that's all very well and good but don't they only live for a week/month or something? they work to get out of the caccoon, piss while drinking in the same puddle(very small bladder i guess), have to fly way to far just to fuck, fly back and lay eggs just to die

 

[Honey123]

that's all very well and good but don't they only live for a week/month or something? they work to get out of the caccoon, piss while drinking in the same puddle(very small bladder i guess), have to fly way to far just to fuck, fly back and lay eggs just to die

OH, shit...I am living the life of a butterfly anyway!

Well, when you put it that way...

 

[Dennis13]

i hope you only mean the parts about having to travel far for a fuck and having a really small bladder

 

[Honey123]

i hope you only mean the parts about having to travel far for a fuck and having a really small bladder

ROFLMAO.....

And you, what would you be...come on ~ I was quite serious about wanting to be a butterfly...now, it's just not the same!!!!!

 

[Dennis13]

sorry if I ruined it for you...it is still a pretty creature though

earlier I said I wouldn't mind being a panther after seeing everyone say tiger. But I gave it some more thought and I think I'd like to be a wolf.

Hunt in packs - always have friends
Endangered species(?) - just be careful what you eat(no cows) and you're fine
alot of people think you're regal looking, mysterious and powerful

 

[Honey123]

sorry if I ruined it for you...it is still a pretty creature though

earlier I said I wouldn't mind being a panther after seeing everyone say tiger. But I gave it some more thought and I think I'd like to be a wolf.

Hunt in packs - always have friends
Endangered species(?) - just be careful what you eat(no cows) and you're fine
alot of people think you're regal looking, mysterious and powerful

Okay...that's cool!!!

A panther...I still want to be a butterfly, tho.

 

[OldnotDead]

What website is this?

With all the different answers, I thought I had left the LitEROTICA author's site. Why hasn't anyone said 'Dolphin'? If I remember my Discovery Channel trivia they are the only other species that has sex for fun.

Having a very large tongue and being able to breathe through the back of my head has a certain appeal as well

 

[Dennis13]

Re: What website is this?

Having a very large tongue and being able to breathe through the back of my head has a certain appeal as well

I think it appeals to us all for some reason or other.
I think I remember visiting some sexual record site that said that while elephants and sperms whales are the land and sea animals with the largest units...I think it listed pigs as the ones that last the longest.

 

[matriarch]

This post isn't about me, its something just for Charley.

Background, a girl in the office was telling us how when she was away on holiday a few weeks ago, she "...saw a squirrel on holiday."

Things are a tad slow in the office, so one wag, sent her the attached pic.

I thought Charley might like to visualise all of hers doing this.......


Mat

 

[ABSTRUSE]

This post isn't about me, its something just for Charley.

Background, a girl in the office was telling us how when she was away on holiday a few weeks ago, she "...saw a squirrel on holiday."

Things are a tad slow in the office, so one wag, sent her the attached pic.

I thought Charley might like to visualise all of hers doing this.......


Mat

That thing better not be leaving Charley's house and coming to mine.

 

[CharleyH]

That thing better not be leaving Charley's house and coming to mine.

LOL - I hope so because I don't need another one moving in! I know, shut the door! LOL

I will get a photo one day. Honest to god the bastards lounge, and then as if I am a hotel, they come into the apartment searching for food and drink. They take advantage of me I tell you! Give them one little pistachio and they want the whole god damn package!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

LOL - I hope so because I don't need another one moving in! I know, shut the door! LOL

I will get a photo one day. Honest to god the bastards lounge, and then as if I am a hotel, they come into the apartment searching for food and drink. They take advantage of me I tell you! Give them one little pistachio and they want the whole god damn package!

Whatever you do, if elephants come by, don't give them a peanut.

 

[Black Tulip]

I missed this thread the first time.

My animal of choice would be a panther. They are sleek and swift.
But not your common brand. You have guessed by now I am talking about a black panther of course.

And second would be a puma, they got gorgeous blue eyes and beautiful sandcolored fur.

 

[doormouse]

http://pics.xs.to/pics/04074/animal017.bmp

An old pic, but still cute

 

[Guest]

I am a dragon.

What else could I possibly want to be?