If you wore a "WARNING" label, what would it say????

[FlamingoBlue]

Mine would probably say "Beware of endless questions", (although you likely would add something else).

I mean, everything today comes with a warning label. Think about it.

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[Bobtoad777]

Don't feed the Toad

or

Keep your fingers outside the cage bars

 

[forgetunome]

LOL!

Mine would say:

Proceed at your own risk and prepare to accept the consequences!

 

[Guest]

Hello, Mr. Toad!

 

[FlamingoBlue]

LL, that's not a warning....

Sounds more like an invitation or, pardon the pun, a "come on".

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[CreamyLady]

Danger. High Voltage.

 

[Guest]

Re: LL, that's not a warning....

 

[KillerMuffin]

Mine would say "Beware of short people with teeth."

 

[jcgirl]

PRESSURE SENSITIVE

 

[Xander]

Probaly something like:

"Bumpy Road Ahead"

 

[Sammyjo]

"Warning!!! Susceptible to jealous rantings, violent mood swings, and uncontrollable lust."

 

[Guest]

"Horn broken. Watch for flying finger."

No, wait. That's a bumper sticker. How about, "Mean people suck"? No, that's a bumper sticker too. ~sigh~ Damn, this is hard. Okay, I got it! I got it!

"Highly moody and emotional person here; proceed with caution!"

(Hey, what can I say? I'm a Cancerian...it's a water sign...the first water sign of the Zodiac! ~sigh~ I'm cursed. lol)

 

[Curious Guy]

CAUTION: Do Not Push Beyond Pissed Off. May explode, causing extreme damage to user and bystanders.

 

[Ticklish Girl]

CAUTION: Tickling, especially on the ribs, tummy, back and feet, causes erotic excitement in this subject! Use fingers, feathers and brushes with care.

Tying her down and whispering, "Ooh, you're ticklish, aren't you?" in her ear only aggravates this condition. Pretending you're a KGB agent interrogating a captured spy aggravates it even more, and may result in her promising to be your slave.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I am carring a warning label.

 

[Bobtoad777]

CAUTION: Tickling, especially on the ribs, tummy, back and feet, causes erotic excitement in this subject! Use fingers, feathers and brushes with care.

Tying her down and whispering, "Ooh, you're ticklish, aren't you?" in her ear only aggravates this condition. Pretending you're a KGB agent interrogating a captured spy aggravates it even more, and may result in her promising to be your slave.

Where were you on the night of februaury 30th 1998, i say as i wield a fether on your ribs

 

[Ambrosious]

WARNING: The person behind the glass has been known to attack pretty feet and liberal, bed wetting, left wing, commies. DO NOT PROVOKE WITH TALK OF CLITNTON, GORE, OR THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY. Provoking with pretty toes is OK though.

 

[Dirk13]

umm..ummm...

WARNING WARNING MAJOR HEAT, WATCH OUT FOR HARD TO REACH TIGHT PLACES, may overheat due to...overheating, also watch out for extreme lust, want, cuddlingness fealing come over when sight of this comes into veiw when you look at the guy, CAUTION THIS IS FOR FEMALES ONLY, MALES WHO READ THIS BE PREPARED FOR SUDDEN ANGER WHEN THE PERSON WEARING THIS STEALS YOUR GIRL!

...damn thats sorta long, maybe i'll think of a shorter one later....

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

Caution: Sex God,proceed at your own risk.

 

[Guest]

You're not a Sex God yet babe. You don't have 1000 posts. Get crackin' on it!

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

this is funny...

mine would say..."blonde on board.." no...that's not it...
um............"don't make eye contact." i dunno...sigh..i 'll think of more....

 

[Silverlily]

Warning - rules will not be followed.

 

[Skibum]

Trespassers will be eaten.

 

[Ezzy]

WTF You mean I don't really have to wear one now?

Mine says;


Be nice to me, I'm nice in return!

Be nasty to me. MEDIC! MEDIC! there's another one here in need of resuscitation, Ooooooooooops sorry make that resurrection.


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[Juliangel]

Sexually Starved Nymphomaniac !!! Approach at your own risk!!!