SimoneLisbon
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Well i was thinking of resting...the pulling something out would be from 'your' pants. My body can relax while my mouth works
Put down the coffee cup and back away from the bacon!
If You Woke Up With The Person Above You What Would Be The First Thing You'd Say?
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Put down the coffee cup and back away from the bacon!
jeff_is_smiling
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Well i was thinking of resting...the pulling something out would be from 'your' pants. My body can relax while my mouth works
That sounds fun....maybe we should go back and forth for an hour or so....
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No...not the coffee...dont make me beg
Hmmmm...seems I have bacon now
Take me with you!
Coffee....mine! Lol
SlvrTongueDevil
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No...not the coffee...dont make me beg
Hmmmm...seems I have bacon now
Coffee....mine! Lol
How long has that camera been on?
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None for you...you are already 'twitchy'
Silvertongue...umm...urrr...it's broken....yes....broken
SlvrTongueDevil
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None for you...you are already 'twitchy'
Silvertongue...umm...urrr...it's broken....yes....broken
Yea, I'll bet ....
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I would get out of bed and look out the window, point up at the sky and shout "what is that? There is something falling from the sky!". Then I would run out of the building.
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Oh, so apparently tactful getaways are too mainstream...
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Oh, so apparently tactful getaways are too mainstream...
What did u do with my sword
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And boringOh, so apparently tactful getaways are too mainstream...
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Sorry I do not want to go for a ride
ShortChangeHero
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You could at least make up some outrageous excuse. "I need to go now to inoculate kids in Uganda." or something like that. At least then maybe I can bask in the (fictitious) glow of your saintly manliness. It's better than the old "Hey, look over there!"
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I will remember you always and brief joy you brought to my otherwise empty life, you wonderful saint of a woman!
(See?? THAT'S what I'm talkin' about!)
EDIT: Uh.. Can I borrow your towel?
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yes, quite a surprise to me as well!!!
Thanks for the idea!!
Man that was the best
Goldminingsux
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seriously!!! why can't I take the horse head mask off now?
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Because we have a polo match to attend- giddyup!
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I thought we'd progressed beyond the whole costume thing? but if you insist... where's my bloody snorkel I'm sick of holding my breath in these polo matches!
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The small one? really ya think it'll stay?
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Where did you put the camera?
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Touche` just spat coffee!
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Aaaaaaand just like that my day is complete
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