If You Woke Up With The Person Above You What Would Be The First Thing You'd Say?

[Goldminingsux]

Aaaaaaand just like that my day is complete

I yield to the master!

 

[ShortChangeHero]

I yield to the master!

Oh come on! That's just too easy of a setup...

 

[Hornyscotman]

The small one? really ya think it'll stay?

Now wee now how the taker is in this relationship I hope you in joyed it it was your last

 

[Goldminingsux]

Now wee now how the taker is in this relationship I hope you in joyed it it was your last

Apparently I don't speak Scottish sorry mate have no idea what that means...

 

[Hornyscotman]

Apparently I don't speak Scottish sorry mate have no idea what that means...

Good hears your bus fairs don't let the door hit you on the way out

 

[ShortChangeHero]

Good hears your bus fairs don't let the door hit you on the way out

Unless you're Billy Connolly I'm moving on...

 

[Hornyscotman]

Unless you're Billy Connolly I'm moving on...

Sorry I don't give my name to strangers I pick up
don't let the door hit you on your way out now.

 

[kissntell43]

Sorry I don't give my name to strangers I pick up
don't let the door hit you on your way out now.

You really don't wear anything under your kilt!

 

[BusinessTime]

You really don't wear anything under your kilt!

Seems counter productive to wear anything in bed, no?

 

[kissntell43]

Seems counter productive to wear anything in bed, no?

"You can leave your hat on" and maybe your socks

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

"You can leave your hat on" and maybe your socks

are you gonna tell me when you kiss me?

 

[magicmikeaustin]

"You can leave your hat on"

last night was magic...

 

[kissntell43]

last night was magic...

your helmet left a mark right there!

 

[haha_on_me]

your helmet left a mark right there!

YOUR helmet left a mark right there!

 

[Secondcitysaint]

The joke is definitely on me

 

[Goldminingsux]

The joke is definitely on me

Where the fuck did Clara go?

 

[SonNeedsMommy]

Where the fuck did Clara go?

I could have sworn I went to bed with somebody else!

 

[Secondcitysaint]

I could have sworn I went to bed with somebody else!

Are you my mummy?

 

[papadoc19]

I could have sworn I went to bed with somebody else!

Mow the lawn...

 

[Goldminingsux]

I could have sworn I went to bed with somebody else!

Well it may have felt like that until I got my dress off!

 

[kissntell43]

Well it may have felt like that until I got my dress off!

Sorry I forgot to untie you

 

[FfordPrefect]

Sorry I forgot to untie you

Today is my lucky day!

 

[rubydlite]

Today is my lucky day!

Morning stranger

 

[m_anew1]

Can we take a wake-up selfie together?

 

[SonNeedsMommy]

Can we take a wake-up selfie together?

Not gunna happen!