If you were God what would you change about the world?

[Starfish]

Well?!?

I would work on fixing this Middle East Crisis between Sauron the deciever and us and then I'd sit back and have a cold gin and pepsi one, a joint and hope I at least made it for a good down home Sunday college basketball game or some shit on tv. Ya know, whatever.

Oh, and I'd then start on fixing all of you fuck ups on Monday.



I hope you all at least fucking participate in this thread, you lazy shits.







Love,
fishy

 

[Mischka]

I'd make human procreation 100,000 times less likely.



(Good to see you and your gorgeous hair, Fish. )

 

[Nora]

I'd arrange things so that people who peed on the seat in public restrooms were automatically electrocuted.

And yeah, what Mischka said. (I'm just copying you all over the place tonight!)

 

[Starfish]

Thank you for the compliment.

For me, I feel, instead of making it less likely, I'd just make it way more selective. Well, I guess what I mean is I would encourage pairing to be made more selective and the result would be better offspring, with better gene selection.


Am I incinuating that too many stupid fucks have kids?
I don't mean it, but hey, it might be true.

 

[Emperor Zak]

Bond movies would come out every 5 months and be great. Lipton brisk iced tea (lemon flavored) would flow out of the tap. The simpsons would go on for ever. There would be no hang overs. And any other petty things I could thing of would happen as well.

 

[Xstatic]

I'd welcome back the Laws of Hammurabi...

"...an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth..."

Specifically (and assuming the omniscience & omnipotence is there), ANY time someone harmed another, they would IMMEDIATELY suffer the same harm.

Example: A rapist would feel something truly nasty inserting itself into him.

Another: Someone embezzling money or other rewards would lose everything they had gained AND everything else.

I'll have to think on it a bit more, of course - maybe rewards for helping others?

 

[Sillyman]

I would encourage people to attach my name to whatever cause or belief they had, because it would be funny. I would also laugh my ass off at there 3 in the morning self doubt.

I'd give people wacky ideas about how I best want to be served. I want minty green incence sticks. Kill a cow for me. No wait, killing cows will earn my undying wrath. Never ever say my name, or say my name as often as possible. Never ever have sex under any reason with anybody. Okay, well at least unless you're married. Alright, just don't swallow. Keep them busy.

Only women who didn't want to get pregnant would have babies, while finacially secure upwardly mobile couples would have to grovel and plead and chemically alter themselves in hopes of ever having a child. It makes them appreciate the blessing more. And just so often as I grant them a child, I'll make it retarded, or born with only one lung, or whatever...

I'll encourage people to kill each other over rocks I say I favor more than other rocks. Christ that's a gas.

I'll let people do whatever the hell they want. Hey, they need to learn to get along without me somehow.

And I'll write a book, have it edited hundreds of times, have it translated through so many languages that it's practiucally gibberish and then I'll say that it is the only way you'll understand me.

 

[Guest]

teach people that
"all you need is love"--John Lennon

 

[Starfish]

Re: I'd welcome back the Laws of Hammurabi...

Well, I see why Sillyman isn't God.

"...an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth..."

Specifically (and assuming the omniscience & omnipotence is there), ANY time someone harmed another, they would IMMEDIATELY suffer the same harm.

Example: A rapist would feel something truly nasty inserting itself into him.

Another: Someone embezzling money or other rewards would lose everything they had gained AND everything else.

I'll have to think on it a bit more, of course - maybe rewards for helping others?

Good stuff. I am soaking this up.
Dreamguy, you are right. All you need is love.

See. I think the people of the world could self will this all to happen if we want it to. Well, I don't know if we can actually do that, but it sounds good.

...Mind over matter, or so forth, but through God.

 

[Spaceboy]

Just popping my head in to say hi to Starfish Haven't seen you around in awile.

 

[Starfish]

Hi Spaceboy,

I've been very caught up in a lot of stuff latly, but it is nice to pop in and say hi to everyone.

I miss lit in ways, but in others I don't because I get a lot more done in life.

 

[Spaceboy]

I know exactly what you mean.

 

[Sillyman]

Well, I see why Sillyman isn't God.

Yeah, I'd be redundant.

 

[Cozen.rm]

Well?!?

I'd press the global ctrl-alt-del keys.

 

[pointless]

if i were god i'd kill about 5 billion people and make life a lot harder for rest. life would have more flavor, more umph.

consequently: there would be a lot extra space again. you'd have more freedom than you've ever dreamed of. you'd just be working a little harder for it.

 

[Starfish]

See, I believe in God, and I am not making fun of anything that God's work, so please, just incase anyone doesn't see it, I am not encouraging blasphemy or anything wrong like that. That is a horrid thing to do so don't do it.

I actually think that it would be nice to know what people think about the way the world can be bettered and if you think we can do it cause I think we can.

That is all from the fishmaster. I am exhausted. Night all.

 

[pointless]

i was being serious. god is the originator of all good and evil in the universe. he does all of the good things and all of the bad things. or she, it doesn't matter. god is not a person.

 

[JaymesBlond007]

I'm pretty sure that I'm never going to be a God, so I'd rather not start teasing myself about how naughty I could be if I was one. But since I'll never cop to being a lazy shit, here's my damn participation.

 

[Debbie]

Cruel, abusive people would not be able to procreate.
Cruel, abusive people who intend and follow through
to do harmful things would find themselves struck
dead by lightning.

All nuclear weapons would harmlessly self destruct or
just fizzle out when they were detonated.

All chemical weapons would be nuetralised
when they were released.

Peace on Earth.
And harmony.
I like harmony.

 

[bigrednz]

I'd make it so all politician's, especially US presedants, have to have an IQ larger than a retarded sloth!

 

[Comshaw]

posted by Starfish:

If you were God what would you change about the world?

First thing I'd do is produce enough miracles to convince everyone I existed, then sit back and watch as they fractured into different cults, bastardized and twisted what they assumed were my words and commandments, and fought wars over which sect was the "real" religion, killing millions in my name. Oh my what fun!

(What did you expect from a low-brow, godless atheist?)

Comshaw

 

[glamorilla]

diaid boreanaz would be my bitch.

 

[Renegade]

"If" I were god??

Working on trying to make pay-porn sites free for all right now, but I've been meaning to straighten out this whole thing with Saddam Hussein when I find the chance.

 

[sunstruck]

I would elimmminate hangovers for good pepple who din't drink all that often but occasionally go a littl overboadf.

especiallt if they do it on a saonts day.

nighty night peopels. whack for the daddyo therss wishiky in the jar o.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Everybody would have a sense of humor and live in the moment.