If you were given one night with your ex...

[AlwaysInTrouble]

My ex offered her anal cherry which sadly I never took (there were so many other things we were exploring and time ran out). I'd spend the time and effort working her up to where she was so relaxed and aroused and would come so hard that she'd be addicted to anal for the rest of her life.

 

[doog_kuron1]

If you were given one night with your ex...I'd know I was in hell.

 

[bone251]

I'll take the X's anal cherry with X-Lax.

 

[Snugbug]

If we're talking only about people we've had sex with, no way in hell to my ex, oh yes please to my most recent lover that I'm separated from by distance. Not willing to commit, but... yum...

 

[celticlady]

I'd refuse a night with the wasband, he's a waste of flesh & space.

There's a few former lovers I wouldn't mind another night with; some just to talk, others to simply enjoy...

 

[dansouthwest]

My ex offered her anal cherry which sadly I never took (there were so many other things we were exploring and time ran out). I'd spend the time and effort working her up to where she was so relaxed and aroused and would come so hard that she'd be addicted to anal for the rest of her life.

Oh man! You missed a trick there pal!

 

[dansouthwest]

I'd fuck her in the ass as hard as I could. She was the only one who would let me slam into her ass and go balls deep

Aha why didn't you marry her man? LOL

 

[tonybeam]

I read the other posts, . . I totally understand how that could be a sore subject to some. Considering it's X Wife. X

I'm at a loss, what would I do, Humm. Tasty. . One thing I can say, she and I would not be the only two in the room.

 

[LiamHDunn]

I think it depends on the X. There's one I'd spend the night explaining to her just how fucked up the situation was, no matter what she thought about it. And sadly, angry sex would for sure be in the tabke. She was a demon in the sheets. There's one I'd talk to, share memories, catch up on the friends she got in the break up. And there's one... There's one I would hold onto and pray the morning never came.

 

[BeautifulBlueSky218]

I think I'm good in that department and rather not have a night with my ex boyfriend's. I moved on from that. I get along with a few of them just fine but I don't feel sexual attraction to them anymore. That sort of faded as we were close to breaking up. So I'm good, lol.

 

[plesmoreagain]

Hum, may sound harsh, but do you remember that scene in Game of Thrones when Theon Greyjoy loses his...................

 

[rae121452]

which one?

 

[plesmoreagain]

Lets see - he is tied up when 2 girls arouse him and then Ramsay Bolton takes a sharp knife ...

 

[Nidan]

I think I'd just give her a very rough seeing to. And, in the words of Keith Lemon; I'd smash her back doors in.

 

[LadyJS]

I'm guessing a lot of people would choose homicide.

You read my mind!

 

[Trigger_Warning]

It would depend on the ex. There are a couple women I would enjoy one more night with, and a few I would rather never see again.

 

[LingerieEveryday]

I'd be back bending over the bonnet of his car

 

[BlueyeGuy51]

I can think a few exes it would be fun to spend a night with again and a few it would not. My one and only squirter would be at the top of the list. She also loved masturbating in front of me, she was just smokin' hot!

 

[Misshotndeep]

I would kiss him, hold him tight and make him turn on the damn lights. lol

 

[Trigger_Warning]

I had an encounter with an ex this weekend. We were both at an event. While I didn't expect to see her there, we had a nice talk and I'm really glad she was there. Neither of us tried to take it any further than a talk.

 

[PuckIt]

A lot of good responses, but I have a question that I've been pondering since the OP first posted. "Ex-what?"

I've got three ex-fiancees, then there's the ex-girlfriends, an ex-fuck buddy or two (or would that be "Friends With Benefits?")

The overwhelming majority of them, I wouldn't give the satisfaction of coming back to what they left. Although just how nasty I'd be prepared to be about it varies from one to the next. Mostly, I imagine, depending on how deeply we were intertwined before parting. (The second fiancée, the same one from my first two tales under this pen name, actually tried six months later. I waited until she was nude, laughed and walked out. Yes, I was bitter.)

But, one or two of the FWBs that we just sort of fell out of sync, I wouldn't mind catching up with.

But, maybe not, too, since I'm no longer THAT flexible. Not to mention energetic.

On the other hand, I still say the only kiss I regret in my life is the one I never gave when I had the opportunity. So, there is that...

 

[BlueMoon96]

My ex was just mediocre sex. If I had a night with her I would completely dominate her….do all those things "good girls" aren't suppose to do. There would be no sleep that night. She will be ridden very hard and put away extremely wet. Give her something she would never forget...ever!

 

[Misshotndeep]

Most likely sit and watch movies. I am more in a cuddling mood these days.

 

[TarnishedPenny]

My ex gave me much more grief than my current partner. Returning would mean going from a perfect fit to a perfect misfit. No thanks. They're EX for good reasons.

That is acerbically perfect, both logic and phrasing.

 

[bone251]

Bondage!

And not in the way this board likes.