If you were a carb....

[RaineDrops]

If I were a carb, I’d be a raisin. Or quinoa.

 

[Solsurfer]

Homemade cookies. I can’t resist them.

 

[falkor207]

Glazed doughnut

 

[VoraciousValue]

Does meh count as carbs?

Only if it's fried.

 

[mynameisben]

Why, I'd be an Alaskan King Crab! But then, I always have been something of a dickslexsyc.


Ben

 

[mynameisben]

Confession...I’m Asian and really, really don't like rice...

This doesn't surprise me. I am of Hispanic descent, and I cannot stand Mexican food for much the same reasons you don't like rice.


Ben

 

[Chillygirl]

Tonight I’m tater tots with cheese, bacon and hot sauce.

 

[Mav Unlimited]

A banana for tonight

 

[MrPractical]

Penne pasta

 

[JKL123]

Twice baked potato

 

[neakman]

A long, thick cucumber.

 

[SBroadB9]

Tonight I’m tater tots with cheese, bacon and hot sauce.

Uh oh! I can’t eat you then, been low carbing for two weeks.
Well, maybe I could have a cheat day.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

A loaded baked potato pizza.

 

[ImSinister]

A loaded baked potato pizza.

A what?

 

[Cyber_Bella]

A what?

*turns up your hearing aide *

 

[NC_Coastal]

Homemade biscuits and butter. I snort Martha White.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Dude I just ate me weight in ziti but I am a big fat fuck.

 

[Codeman93]

Homemade sausage gravy

 

[LeatherPearls]

Fleshly baked bread with butter.

 

[neakman]

Fleshly baked bread with butter.

fleshly?

 

[LeatherPearls]

fleshly?

Freshly

 

[neakman]

Freshly

I think I like the flesh part better...... may be more tasty in your case LP.

 

[Bisexguy70]

Is semen a carb? I always hear it as a protein. I get confused about all these food groups

 

[LeatherPearls]

I think I like the flesh part better...... may be more tasty in your case LP.

Probably.

 

[Sinstories]

Tonight I’m tater tots with cheese, bacon and hot sauce.

OMG. The perfect carb...cause it has bacon and cheese. AND friggen toys!!!!