If you were a carb....

[Chillygirl]

What would you be?

I misread a text the other day and thought my friend said “I have no energy, I’m a carb” and my immediate thought was yes...I’m loaded mashed potatoes.

My workmate said she’s a cheese stuffed ravioli.

What are you?

 

[HeavyBalls]

The potato.

The Celt in me would expect nothing else.

 

[jason28053]

Potato Chips!

 

[Chillygirl]

Potato Chips!

But what kind??

 

[pandaburr]

Rice rice baby!

 

[jason28053]

Rice rice baby!

Too cold too cold

 

[jason28053]

But what kind??

Sea Salt and vinegar

 

[AmberLGreen]

Even though I don’t like it, I would have to be pasta. A little firm to the bite, covered in a delicious sauce and goes well with meat (sausage shaped and balls)

 

[Chillygirl]

Rice rice baby!

Confession...I’m Asian and really, really don't like rice...

 

[rycat25]

Noodles

But I wouldn't be limp.

 

[pandaburr]

Confession...I’m Asian and really, really don't like rice...

Ohhh maaaan! That is crazy.

Ya know, no judgement. I don’t like sushi here. Everyone acts like I’ve said some devilish shit when I tell them that.

 

[Chillygirl]

Ohhh maaaan! That is crazy.

Ya know, no judgement. I don’t like sushi here. Everyone acts like I’ve said some devilish shit when I tell them that.

I grew up eating rice and kimchi every damn day, multiple meals and one day my body just said no more rice. I’ll eat a small amount now and then but it’s definitely not my favorite.

 

[Jake069258]

Couple options here...

Saltine crackers... Maybe...

How 'bout plain ol' wonderbread... Topped with loads of salty peanut butter and sweet jam!!!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Imma be bread pudding. Soft and sweet and warm and delicious. Get your face messy if you're not careful, extra good with a splash of cream.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Fried potatoes. All of the fried potatoes.

 

[VoraciousValue]

I grew up eating rice and kimchi every damn day. . .

I used to be forced to smell reheated kimchi every day for three years when I worked for a Korean immigrant family. The smell of kimchi is by far the closest thing in the food world that nauseates me. If I ever smell it again, it will be much too soon!

 

[Chillygirl]

I used to be forced to smell reheated kimchi every day for three years when I worked for a Korean immigrant family. The smell of kimchi is by far the closest thing in the food world that nauseates me. If I ever smell it again, it will be much too soon!

Ah that’s too bad. I love kimchi but rice...meh. One of my favorite smells is my mom’s kimchi stew.

 

[pandaburr]

I grew up eating rice and kimchi every damn day, multiple meals and one day my body just said no more rice. I’ll eat a small amount now and then but it’s definitely not my favorite.

Same with rice and kimchi lol. Sometimes I am even temperamental with that and only want the thickest, crunchiest pieces though. Nom nom nom

 

[ydahecnot]

White bread. Cause that is pretty much what I am, hipness-wise

 

[blue80driver]

Original flavor doritos

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

White bread. Cause that is pretty much what I am, hipness-wise

Slap some bologna and Miracle Whip on there and work what ya got!

 

[quietlylooking]

Freshly baked bread. Sourdough, or maybe challah.

 

[NinjaPanda]

Bananas because I'm sweet and long (...well maybe I'm half a banana)

 

[pandaburr]

Bananas because I'm sweet and long (...well maybe I'm half a banana)

You’re long I’m sure! You’ve just been measuring wrong

 

[NinjaPanda]

You’re long I’m sure! You’ve just been measuring wrong

The tape measurer says 2 inches. I hope I'm doing it wrong!