If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[Workingman0315]

Sitting and watching them fight and or having sex on linus' blacket

 

[llidar]

I'd do my best Snoopy dance if he would play the piano for a bit.

Hug him tight...kisses on the cheek hello Mr. T. Merry Christmas Sweetie...

 

[llidar]

Sitting and watching them fight and or having sex on linus' blacket

Sorry, didn't mean to skip you. Shake hands, say hello....Merry Christmas.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Sorry, didn't mean to skip you. Shake hands, say hello....Merry Christmas.

Start by begging her not to mug me. Lol Not that she would, but I think it would be a funny opener.

 

[llidar]

Start by begging her not to mug me. Lol Not that she would, but I think it would be a funny opener.

Aw come on, let me mug you. I've never done it before...might be fun.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Aw come on, let me mug you. I've never done it before...might be fun.

Lol okay, but I've only got about $4 in my wallet. You sure it's worth it? You can wrestle me for it.

 

[papadoc19]

Pop and lock contest

 

[GiggLeGasm]

I'd steal his Twizzlers.. and his Orange Crush..

 

[boss302500]

I'd steal his Twizzlers.. and his Orange Crush..

I would invite her to dinner and tell her the alley is not a safe place.

 

[done_got_old]

Make eye contact and keep walking.

 

[boss302500]

Make eye contact and keep walking.

I would turn around and follow

 

[islandjoe2]

I would turn around and follow

Throw a doughnut on the ground to distract him, then run away.

 

[papadoc19]

Hum George Clinton's Atomic Dog

 

[Lia Monde]

Hum George Clinton's Atomic Dog

Talk, tempt, tease and bearhug.

 

[EllaMayme]

Answer his questions

 

[Slow Ride469]

Answer his questions

I'd give her a hug first,because I haven't seen her in a while

 

[Mrtenant]

I'd give her a hug first,because I haven't seen her in a while

Hand him the briefcase full of meth, cash, and stolen weapons, run away as the cops catch him instead.

Or maybe its just a briefcase full of dildos the cops catch him with?

 

[Twlightdreamer]

Hand him the briefcase full of meth, cash, and stolen weapons, run away as the cops catch him instead.

Or maybe its just a briefcase full of dildos the cops catch him with?

Hrm...

Either hug him or throw a shoe at him.

 

[jasonmason]

Hrm...

Either hug him or throw a shoe at him.

Escort her out to safety.

 

[papadoc19]

Head nod "What up"

 

[Leigh81]

Have him escort me out of the dark alley

L

 

[walkingeagle]

Have him escort me out of the dark alley

L

Pretend to offer my hand to help--and accidently grope her---

then of course help her--

 

[ydahecnot]

Hope the dobershark wasn't with her

 

[numeniusa]

Hope the dobershark wasn't with her

Oh come on. If he's there, it's not dark any more... So I'd turn my face to the sun and smile

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Oh come on. If he's there, it's not dark any more... So I'd turn my face to the sun and smile

drop to my knees, stick my face in her crotch and...well... you know...