if you had nothing else to eat would you...

Shaq

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eat a rat?

a cat or dog?

a dead shipmate?

rat, cat and dog yes...i might nibble the person but if i have to do that to live i'd just say fuck it...
 
ONLY if those were my choices and it was EAT IT OR DIE!

YIKES - :eek:
 
Shaq said:
eat a rat?

a cat or dog?

a dead shipmate?

rat, cat and dog yes...i might nibble the person but if i have to do that to live i'd just say fuck it...

I have eaten a rat,
I have even eaten a cat.

As for the dog,
yup, I thought it was hog.

a dead shipmate,
not as up till the current date.
 
I would probably eat leaves and berries. Unless it was detrimental to my survival, then someone is going to die.

hopefull I am stranded with someone who wants to get laid because I am going to get awfully lonely talking to a dog and cat
 
BgMma99 said:
I am going to get awfully lonely talking to a dog and cat

lordie...i said eat the cat not go crazy and talk to it...
 
Shaq said:
lordie...i said eat the cat not go crazy and talk to it...

Hey, you try to kill something that never did anything to you.
Then try kill something that annoys the piss out of you.
Oh, yeah, my human friend is dead meat
 
Ahhh hell, give me that cat. I love to eat pussy!!!!:D :p
 
I don't eat animals. I never would. I would like to die with a clean conscience so the answer is no. Besides there is always an alternative.
 
Shaq said:
eat a rat?

a cat or dog?

a dead shipmate?

rat, cat and dog yes...i might nibble the person but if i have to do that to live i'd just say fuck it...

Yes I would.

Probably a shocking statement from a vegitarian but it is life or death you know.
 
BgMma99 said:
Hey, you try to kill something that never did anything to you.
Then try kill something that annoys the piss out of you.
Oh, yeah, my human friend is dead meat


areyou a dark meat or white meat type gal?
 
I have no choice?

Ok, but preparation is the key. You didn't mention having a world-class chef available so I'm assuming that is a possibility here.
 
Still logging in at times to check my messages on somebody elses computer. I miss my computer and all you.
 
Ezarc said:
Still logging in at times to check my messages on somebody elses computer. I miss my computer and all you.

Love you, miss you, can't wait to have all to ourselves again!!;)
 
Re: I have no choice?

hogjack said:
Ok, but preparation is the key. You didn't mention having a world-class chef available so I'm assuming that is a possibility here.

it is...
 
Shaq said:
eat a rat?

a cat or dog?

a dead shipmate?

rat, cat and dog yes...i might nibble the person but if i have to do that to live i'd just say fuck it...

what vegation is around....lol?
 
I read a story by Clive Barker once about this guy who was doing these horrible experiments on people. He found this woman who was a strict vegan. She didn't even wear leather. Anyway he locked her in a room with nothing but a table with a glazed ham or something like that on it. The experiment was to see how long she could go without eating the meat. Oh, and he let a couple a flys in the room too so, after a while, the meat became rotten and full of maggots.

Of course, after starvation set in, that vegan dug into that rotted meat like it was the best food on earth.

Kind of a nauseating story but this thread reminded me of it. Maybe I'll dig it out and read it again.
 
medjay said:
I read a story by Clive Barker once about this guy who was doing these horrible experiments on people. He found this woman who was a strict vegan. She didn't even wear leather. Anyway he locked her in a room with nothing but a table with a glazed ham or something like that on it. The experiment was to see how long she could go without eating the meat. Oh, and he let a couple a flys in the room too so, after a while, the meat became rotten and full of maggots.

Of course, after starvation set in, that vegan dug into that rotted meat like it was the best food on earth.

Kind of a nauseating story but this thread reminded me of it. Maybe I'll dig it out and read it again.


I will admit that Cliver Barker is a fucking genius, though that is far fetched.
 
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