If you die today, what will become of your toys?

[BlondGirl]

OH MY GOSH!!!!!! I never thought of this before, but what would the person in charge of my estate do with my SM toys? I really, really hope they would never end up on Ebay like this:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=45214&item=6761445380&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

Of course, I do have some great stuff, most of it never even used at all. It would be a shame to have it go to waste.

What do you want done with your toys if you suddenly die of over intense orgasm tonight? Do you even have anyone in charge of your estate in the event of unplanned death? Who would be dealing with your naughty belongings?

My sister is the one named in my will. She gets all my crap to distribute as she sees fit. I suppose I will have to bring this subject up. I know she will be horrified. She is totally grossed out as it is already. LOLOLOL

(BTW--I don't hang much at Lit anymore 'cause I feel like I have mostly seen it all. More than once. I haven't seen this discussed though. If it has been, please forgive this repitition and send me to the relevant thread. This really intrigues me.)

 

[BlondGirl]

While it is fresh on my mind...

Cellis,

Do you want my toys when I meet my maker? You know most of what I've got. Heck, you helped me collect a bunch of it. <BEG>

 

[catalina_francisco]

My children most likely...in particular, my daughter who would be delighted to add them to her collection of treasures.

Catalina

 

[Guest]

My Pearl gets them..............Of course.

As well as my .45, my shotgun, my good knife, and my sword (which I am much pickier about than the pistol).

Matter of fact, if I croak tomorrow...She gets everything I own..WIth the exception of some minor items set aside for my daughters.

 

[MintSoda]

I hope my fiance would know my wishes regarding my toys...and have them mailed to my mother.

 

[catalina_francisco]

My Pearl gets them..............Of course.

As well as my .45, my shotgun, my good knife, and my sword (which I am much pickier about than the pistol).

Matter of fact, if I croak tomorrow...She gets everything I own..WIth the exception of some minor items set aside for my daughters.

LOL, yes, I was typicaly thinking of if we both died at the same time as neither of us likes the thought of being left behind.

Catalina

 

[laurel-marie]

My husband gets them of course.
But...in the case both of us should go at once, my treasure trove of goodies will be found by my kids. All of whom are young and will take one look at them and sceam "GROSS!!!!"

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Gadzooks! Not a thought I've had run through my mind before...

However, my most recent will leaves everything to my almost-ex-wife except a few things set aside for my son from a previous marriage... and since she helped pick some of them out, and a good many of them did their work on her ass (and breasts and back and legs and ...), I'm sure she'll find good use for them if I should kick off before I spend the few necessary hours to prepare a new will.

The only question then is: if I remain in my current single state, who should I bequeath them to? We're talking a select assortment of paddles, floggers, canes, cupping set, violet wand and a few others...

Hmm... maybe I should hold an auction to see who's willing to pay the most now to get my toys when I kick off... which, considering that my blood pressure at my most recent doctor's appointment was 182/120 and then 200/124, may be sooner than later <sigh>.

(And yes, I am now taking all the lovely little pills the doc prescribed [or re-prescribed] for me to get the bp down and all that good stuff.)

 

[laurel-marie]

Hmm... maybe I should hold an auction to see who's willing to pay the most now to get my toys when I kick off... which, considering that my blood pressure at my most recent doctor's appointment was 182/120 and then 200/124, may be sooner than later <sigh>

:squirming in the front row...waiting to place my bid:

 

[Netzach]

the girls get them as well as one other underfunded young leatherboy. Whoever fits in my clothes can have those too.

 

[tealsphynx]

My younger sister used to talk about things like sadism andmasochism before I even knew what it was (sadly yes, I was a waaay later sexual bloomer than she was...and even though I didn't know what those things were I still didn't feel it was appropriate for a 14 year old to be talking about...oh well) But I"m not really sure if she is REALLY into anything related to BDSM...she does tend to talk about things for the shock value it gets her. I suppose I would give her my things and let her do what she wants with them. Though I recently met a girlfriend of mine who, as sweet and conservative as she seems, is really, REALLY into exploring and playing, so I might give her the option to go throughg my things too. Though I would think either of them would toss out my dildos and anal beads since these are personal items..then again most of them are silicone and boilable to sanitize...
I don't know if I would feel comfortable using second hand insertables...I wonder if anyone would. maybe I should do a poll...

 

[cellis]

Cellis,

Do you want my toys when I meet my maker? You know most of what I've got. Heck, you helped me collect a bunch of it. <BEG>

OMG Blondie! I was just thinking the same thing! I was just going to ask if you want mine...

I guess we can make this a mutual will right here in front of all the kinky Lit folk... I leave you mine and you leave me yours...


By the way... still missing a buggy whip???? I have it!

 

[h_i_s]

If i should go first, they are His .. if He goes first, they are mine, of course. --Although, it's certain they wouldn't be worth much to me in that case. i could do without all of the toys and have no qualms about it, but i don't know how i'd ever do without HIM.

Should the fates show mercy and allow us both to go together at the same time ..... HELL!! We are taking our toys WITH us!!!

Or ... our 5 daughters would find them, i'm guessing (And yes, we really need to do something about resolving that possibility... as 3 of the 5 are just much too young for the subject matter).

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[jasonlf]

If i should go first, they are His .. if He goes first, they are mine, of course. --Although, it's certain they wouldn't be worth much to me in that case. i could do without all of the toys and have no qualms about it, but i don't know how i'd ever do without HIM.

Should the fates show mercy and allow us both to go together at the same time ..... HELL!! We are taking our toys WITH us!!!

Or ... our 5 daughters would find them, i'm guessing (And yes, we really need to do something about resolving that possibility... as 3 of the 5 are just much too young for the subject matter).

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I've thought about that. I think when I finally get a place for them all, and money to get anything REALLY fun, they'll be kept in a locked chest, with explicit instructions in my will to incinerate the trunk without looking inside

 

[h_i_s]

I've thought about that. I think when I finally get a place for them all, and money to get anything REALLY fun, they'll be kept in a locked chest, with explicit instructions in my will to incinerate the trunk without looking inside

That idea could work for us too, if some of our toys were not too big to fit inside of a trunk.

For now, the smaller items fit in a bureau's top drawer. Other items do not store as well. With our bed 'kittycornered', the spanking bench fits nicely behind the headboard & is also obscured by a huge stack of bed pillows. Spreader bars are stashed, simpley enough, under the bed.

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