If you can't say something nice . . .

[d4rk4ngel]

*raises eyebrows* Are you following me AB??

 

[Aurora Black]

*raises eyebrows* Are you following me AB??

Um, no.

 

[d4rk4ngel]

Um, no.

lol, uh huh

 

[joeys-game]

ROFL..I happen to concur..

 

[Tom Collins]

I just read the poem The Garderobe by oggbashan and it was fuckin' hysterical.

Also read the poem Mind Fuck by angelicminx. Very acurate and hot.

 

[S-Des]

Big one

I can't believe I almost forgot this. I hope she doesn't mind. When I wrote my first story (I only submitted the first chapter, then had to hide from the visceral criticism), the very first email I received was from DanielleKitten. She told me that she liked the romance portion of my story, but the rest was dog-shit (she said it nicer of course, but she was right). Then she told me to submit the rest and get on with my writing life, that everyone (even her) occasionally wrote something they regretted later. She thought I had talent and encouraged me. It was incredibly thoughtful and, considering the fact that she is one of my idols on the site, it meant a lot to me. Thank you very much.

Also to Longhorn, Joesephus, and a group of authors who took me under their wing at various points to keep me from giving up . . . Thanks to all of you.

There really are a lot of people on this site who are just too kind.

....S-Des

 

[Tom Collins]

We all of us love and adore ABs and we rarely forget why...but just incars some of us have, I'm saving this for posterity because the white power thread it was posted on might be gone by morning.

christ allfucking mighty, don't you people have goddamn jobs?

Nobody here gives a damn who you hate so take your white hooded chicken shit asses out of a goddamn porn site and go protest with Rev. Phelps and his dysfunctional family.

If your dick was a small as your mind you still couldn't fuck a flea.

and yes, I'm white, I'm the whitest white woman you'll ever meet. I'm so fucking white that I'm clear.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA *gasping for air*

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Oooh, I like this thread.

Thank you, Abs, for being my shoulder to cry on, my ear to whine, bitch, and complain to, and always being the first one to tell me that I'm full of shit. I love you, Momma J.

And thank you, Nirvana, for always reminding me to take my vitamins even though I never do, and always being around to lend an ear. You have no idea how much that means to me.

I think of you every time I see food supplements. And I love you too... very much

 

[carsonshepherd]

Thanks to my brother, for turning out to be a pretty cool friend even though we don't really like each other.

 

[Aurora Black]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA *gasping for air*

That's just too fuckin' funny!

 

[FallingToFly]

I have something nice to say.

Thank you, thank you, thank you, to every man with a small cock. My cervix and I will gladly have you come live with us... because the bastards with the bigger ones, when they get mad at you for not having the energy to be in the mood until you finally say wtf, go ahead and please, just quit WHINING will attempt you rupture it.

You gentlemen don't do that. You learn technique, and realize that it isn't the size of the tool, it's how it's used. You have delicacy of touch, of thought, and chances are, you won't attempt to use my nipples as handles.

I love you gentlemen. I love the fact that I can deep throat you and not worry about hurting either myself, or you, when my &*%^%#$% gag reflex kicks in and makes my throat convulse. I love the fact that when you're not hard, I can get both dick and balls into my mouth to lick and suck.

I love women. Women have soft hands and tender touches, lips like rose petals and sweet, salty skin to lick and stroke, to press against. Again, you won't attempt to rupture my cervix. Women will hold you until the tremors fade, then push you right back over the edge, and do it again.

At the moment, I love any sexual partner who is not the spoiled, vindicative bastard of an overgrown child that I married.

 

[Halo_n_horns]

Here'a a thanks to anyone out there who is simply feeling left off of the appreciations list:

Thank you.

Use it at your leisure and as often as you wish.

 

[kendo1]

I'll just have to keep John Thomas under control then?

 

[joeys-game]

I'll just have to keep John Thomas under control then?

Why is that??LOL