If you came with a warning label 🏷

[Ratchetman1982]

Caution: is under the impression that everyone will understand where his obscure video game quotes come from. Is especially awkward during sexy time.

 

[PenetratingIntelligence]

Perfectly Adequate.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Do not feed after midnight

 

[SexyAruna]

Caution: May have intense sweaty armpit odor and damp boobs!

 

[PotNoodle79]

Often tone deaf

 

[kreemi_pi]

Slippery when wet

 

[Abeona1]

May bite your head off.

 

[Abeona1]

Keep away from sharp objects.

 

[R_Clairmont]

Subject to overthinking. Be prepared to answer questions.

 

[bmrtex7]

Warning: High sex drive

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Highly volatile when excited

 

[Wand3rlust]

Liable to be unstable.

 

[Xerxes82]

High in sodium. May exceed daily intake standards for sugar and saturated fat.

 

[Shygentleman2]

He's not really shy.

 

[Eyelevel]

Things are not always as they appear.

 

[Kuriousnomore]

Insatiable lover. Approach with the understanding you may get more than you bargained for.

 

[Wand3rlust]

PPE may be required.

 

[SusanHoward]

Insert Tab P repeatedly into Slots V or M.

 

[Neanderthal247]

Beware Danger

 

[PageWriter2]

Warning: Head not shoved up my ass. Keep eyes focused and forward.:

 

[_valkyrie_]

"𝓝𝓸𝓽 𝓯𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓲𝓵𝓮 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓪 𝓯𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻, 𝓯𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓲𝓵𝓮 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓪 𝓫𝓸𝓶𝓫."

 

[SinfulRedhead]

I'm a redhead so:

Caution: The Stereotypes Are True

 

[kreemi_pi]

You had me at "If you came."

 

[cheekygirl75]

I'm a redhead so:

Caution: The Stereotypes Are True

So you burn easily, need more painkillers than others, and don’t have a soul?

 

[kreemi_pi]

If i came with a warning label, it would get wet.