If you came with a warning label 🏷

[PotNoodle79]

Unit is prone to grumpiness interspersed with laughter. Beware.

 

[jonesinforfun82]

Loves boobies

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

 

[SandraMaus]

Caution: Tinkerbell with Chandler Bing mindset

 

[Lamia03]

Caution: ️ Must be winded up and satisfied at least 3 times with 1 creamy deposit BEFORE she starts to work. ️

 

[jonesinforfun82]

Caution: ️ Must be winded up and satisfied at least 3 times with at least a creamy deposit BEFORE she starts to work. ️

I’d love to wind you up

 

[Baztrachian]

Does not take "No" for an answer.

 

[Anastasia1999]

Warning!! Is not as innocent as she looks!!

 

[Wand3rlust]

Not to be fucked with.

 

[Taegul]

Handle with care. He's a virgin that's never kissed a girl before. And a pathological liar.

 

[NCneedslove_18]

May cause heart palpitations

 

[ALovelyNudist]

“Warning! Learns fast and erotically”

 

[deft]

Do not shake before opening.

 

[PotNoodle79]

Rarely gets enough sleep. Can be snappy.

 

[paulboulder]

Contents may be hot. Use caution when handling.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Stays out late at titty bars

 

[lilmissdarling]

Will Talk Back

 

[Madhatter02]

Will Talk Back

Little sass always makes it more fun

 

[Abeona1]

The wait will be worthwhile

 

[Sunlover102]

Handle with care....flatulence ahead.

 

[PotNoodle79]

This unit comes with aches and pains. Have painkillers at hand.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

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- makes a lot of references to movies/shows/books in regular conversation
- some references are to things she's never seen/read
- there is no way to stop her

 

[Xerxes82]

When the patience guage redlines, leave unit powered down for 30-60 minutes to avoid significant risk of grumpiness, snark and brutal truth bombing.

 

[Him15]

Warning, let get bored at your own risk

 

[Tallulah82]

Don't ask if you don't want to know the truth