If you came with a warning label 🏷

[EerieDoll]

Warning: You will be hugged alot and will also laugh until your tummy hurts. Buy doll at your own risk…oh and non refundable

 

[Fiestykitten]

I have a rusty spoon and I’m not afraid to use it

 

[cascadiabound]

Well meaning but bossy

 

[Playwithmee]

Will empower you to do embarrassing things

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

all aboard the hot mess express - can't go a day without drama

 

[SmokingFap]

The man your mother warned you about.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

WARNING: Known to derail sleep schedules!

 

[Playwithmee]

help away from hear, may explode

 

[Gatliss123]

Quite passionate, solitary, quiet and yet quite easily roused, prone to overthinking, Neurodiverse, nocturnal, poor communicator.

 

[Taegul]

Sometimes a smartass, sometimes a dumbass, but always an ass.

 

[QwertyMaster]

May cause drowsiness

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Will correct your grammar

 

[69Explorer]

Don't take while operating machinery !!

 

[lliicckkss]

caution contents known to the state of California to cause consumers may have addictive properties

 

[Trubbycat]

Do not take with alcohol.
Things may get weird

 

[Peter_Out]

Hold on. When you say "came with a warning label"...?

"May cause babies", was once appropriate, but that label was surgically removed.

Maybe "ɿɒɘqqɒ yɘʜƚ nɒʜƚ ɿɘƨolɔ ɘɿɒ ɿoɿɿim ɘʜƚ ni ƨƚɔɘႱdO"

 

[Cultivateddesires]

Cannot decide whether he wants to top or bottom

 

[Peter_Out]

Will correct your grammar

Wow. Good luck with the seances - both of my grandmas are dead.

 

[Fiestykitten]

Will tell you like it is

 

[fsa52]

Caution: content known to be funny, smart and a goofy, but likable ass!

 

[Wand3rlust]

*handle with care*

Whatever you think that means? You're right.

 

[Qky75]

Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited. Some assembly required. Batteries not included. Use only as directed. No other warranty expressed or implied.

 

[AtramentousRex]

Not for casual consumption

 

[Anastasia1999]

Do not underestimate. Much more than a smiley face.

 

[Shady_nz]

Will open mouth without engaging brain first