If you are black and I have offended you...

[BadBuckNaked]

I get offended by those of you who won't take the time to offend me...fuckers...I have deficiencies too...what am I chopped liver?

 

[Recidiva]

Here, I can ignore it. By the time I've finished typing up something, I usually see
that there is no point in it. What good will it do? As moana said, it might be
satisfying face to face, but here, I can't do it.

I do on and off. I know it's tilting at windmills, but it helps me improve my aim. And sometimes, I'm just bored.

 

[Recidiva]

That was offensive.

Suck it up, pansy.

 

[Recidiva]

I get offended by those of you who won't take the time to offend me...fuckers...I have deficiencies too...what am I chopped liver?

Chopped placenta? The liver thing makes me feel sorry for your mom.

 

[Spence99]

Suck it up, pansy.

You make me smile.

 

[Recidiva]

You make me smile.

I do not! *stamps her foot*

 

[Vikingstone]

FTW? Yeah... hawt buttseckz. You've been hanging out on my blog, haven't you?

I gotta start reading more carefully.

 

[BadBuckNaked]

Chopped placenta? The liver thing makes me feel sorry for your mom.

Hmmmm....I suppose that could be offensive to my mom...I guess that's a start...I still think you all could do better.

 

[Recidiva]

Hmmmm....I suppose that could be offensive to my mom...I guess that's a start...I still think you all could do better.

There's only so much offense I can churn out in a day.

Can't you people just leave me alone!?

 

[Spence99]

I do not! *stamps her foot*

Okay. Fine.

You offend me.

Daily.

You're the only person here capable of that.

You're special.

 

[BadBuckNaked]

There's only so much offense I can churn out in a day.

Can't you people just leave me alone!?

I know...you have gone above and beyond the call of offensive duty....heh heh heh...I said duty...anyway...what about the rest of you? Pick up the slack here people!!What are you afraid of?

 

[LotusDreamer]

There's only so much offense I can churn out in a day.

Can't you people just leave me alone!?

Nope-- Supply and demand, you know.
An offense assembly line should be considered.

 

[Recidiva]

Okay. Fine.

You offend me.

Daily.

You're the only person here capable of that.

You're special.

Awww...thank you. I hate you too, honey.

 

[Recidiva]

I know...you have gone above and beyond the call of offensive duty....heh heh heh...I said duty...anyway...what about the rest of you? Pick up the slack here people!!What are you afraid of?

I know, they're all so clean, leaving it to me to make all the messes *sniff* Nobody helps me out.

 

[Recidiva]

Nope-- Supply and demand, you know.
An offense assembly line should be considered.

And a questionnaire.

"Do you prefer to be insulted according to sexual prowess or ancestry, please?"

Unfortunately I end up catering to those who are into humiliation. I should charge more.

 

[LotusDreamer]

Okay. Fine.

You offend me.

Daily.

You're the only person here capable of that.

You're special.

Hey, Spence.

 

[BadBuckNaked]

I know, they're all so clean, leaving it to me to make all the messes *sniff* Nobody helps me out.

I mean it's really quite pathetic of them...Maybe I'm suppose to offend first? Think that would work?

 

[Spence99]

Hey, Spence.

*drools at AV*

What? Oh, hey.

*resumes drooling*

 

[Hester]

i'm kind of pasty beige and you've offended me.

where does that leave me?

 

[Recidiva]

I mean it's really quite pathetic of them...Maybe I'm suppose to offend first? Think that would work?

That's pretty much the way it goes here.

Show up on board:

Hi everyone! *crickets*

Where is everyone? *go away*

YOU FUCKERS SUCK!

*thread goes 50 pages long*

 

[Recidiva]

i'm kind of pasty beige and you've offended me.

where does that leave me?

How to white people make up? Do I owe you some Wonder Bread and Mayo?

 

[BadBuckNaked]

That's pretty much the way it goes here.

Show up on board:

Hi everyone! *crickets*

Where is everyone? *go away*

YOU FUCKERS SUCK!

*thread goes 50 pages long*

I suppose I shall have to take matters into my own hands then.

 

[Spence99]

i'm kind of pasty beige and you've offended me.

where does that leave me?

Same place as me. Wanna have butt secks?

 

[LotusDreamer]

And a questionnaire.

"Do you prefer to be insulted according to sexual prowess or ancestry, please?"

Unfortunately I end up catering to those who are into humiliation. I should charge more.

Sexual prowess, please, if you're asking me.

But, I refuse to pay one cent more. Humiliation should come cheap.

 

[Recidiva]

I suppose I shall have to take matters into my own hands then.

So you should.

Obviously being funny and charming has gotten you nowhere.