If the Democrats want to warm seats next election...

[IrezumiKiss]

...just put these on the chairs and they'll be right as rain.

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71j0mQqyy%2BL._SX466SX466_SY534_CR,0,0,466,534_PIbundle-24,TopRight,0,0_SX466_SY534_CR,0,0,466,534_SH20_.jpg



I love this kinda practical science magic at work, but I'm betting it doesn't bode well for the environment. You know, chemicals an' shit.

 

[bb2bb]

http://i.imgur.com/frp6O.png

 

[IrezumiKiss]

https://d.gr-assets.com/hostedimages/1380222758ra/410729.gif

 

[Aglaopheme]

Squeeze outer edges towards center for warmer seats.

*nods*

 

[DMBFFF]

Mickey Mouse

Proof that Trump supporters aren't racists.

Keep it up, Mickey Mouse: you just might win a Democrat victory come 2020.

 

[Hypoxia]

Electrifying chairs is more efficient, more effective.

William Castle proved that.

Don't forget Shake-O-Rama and Smell-O-Vision.

But those are Tromp gags.

Has anyone tried magnetizing voters' buttocks?

 

[MelissaBaby]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CBGm3wxWEAAN_B0.jpg:large