If size doesn't matter ....

[Devilish1]

If size doesn't matter to a woman.. then why is it that when we go to a sex store, we will look at the bigger dildos and not the short ones? LOL
A friend of mine knows that a few of the men i've been with in the past( including my ex-husband) wasn't excactly... short.
He has asked me time and time again if i miss being with a man that is little more than average.
I have to admit, that sometimes i do. But its not always the length that i miss. It's the girth. Which btw he doesn't have that problem.
So my question is, if size really doesn't matter to women, why do we normally go for the big boy toys in the sex shops?
Devilish1

 

[perks]

who told you size doesn't matter?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Dildos and vibrators do not come equipped with imaginations, fantasies, or independent motion.

Size does matter to an extent, though the average dick size is plenty despite the pornographic evidence to the contrary.

There is such a thing as too big. Not all women like 12 inch penises, fists, or baseball bat sized dildos up the if you know what I mean.

 

[Devilish1]

LOL well.... alot of my girlfriends have said size doesn't matter.

What does most women perfer? A man with a thick 12 inch cock or a man with a thin cock about 6 inches?

Devilish1

 

[perks]

to err on the smaller side? or err on the larger side?

I'd fuck a small dick, I wouldn't fuck a huge one... I did that... ONCE


However, I prefer... something fair to middlin'

 

[TWB]

Thickness counts.

 

[ksmybuttons]

Dildos and vibrators do not come equipped with imaginations, fantasies, or independent motion.

Size does matter to an extent, though the average dick size is plenty despite the pornographic evidence to the contrary.

There is such a thing as too big. Not all women like 12 inch penises, fists, or baseball bat sized dildos up the if you know what I mean.

Big is okay every once in a while. Like Cheesecake. It's wonderful now and then but I wouldn't want it all the time.

 

[RastaPope]

Ah, the old 'size doesnt matter' myth. Along with 'trust your government', it ranks No.1 as probably the most bullshit hoax of history. I suppose this is why a friend of mine who actually is a shade over 12" is well into the triple digits(if he actually notched his headboard, it would be matchsticks by now, mon.

 

[JazzManJim]

Hey..if size really mattered, and bigger was better, I'd have a line of women 'round the block just waiting!

<mumble mumble from offstage> What? What do you mean they're not talking about sheer tonnage? <more mumble from offstage> The size of what???

Oh shit...never mind

<slinks away>

 

[perks]

around jazzy's "block"

 

[juicylips]

Thickness counts.

Yep.

I want to FEEL something fucking me...not just imagine it.

JL

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Long and thick or short and thin? How about long and thin, or short and thick? Or just above average length, and thick?

 

[perks]

Long and thick or short and thin? How about long and thin, or short and thick? Or just above average length, and thick?

OK if I muuuuuuuuuust

 

[JazzManJim]

Long and thick or short and thin? How about long and thin, or short and thick? Or just above average length, and thick?

Dude, I remember your infamous avs. You, Mr Hung like a Redwood, have nothing to worry about. It's we who are hung like mere mortals who have to fight for the women who aren't clamoring for you!

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Dude, I remember your infamous avs. You, Mr Hung like a Redwood, have nothing to worry about. It's we who are hung like mere mortals who have to fight for the women who aren't clamoring for you!

LoL Jim, it's really not that big, just a good angle (Have you ever seen your own cock from underneath?) Based on the numbers that get thrown around, I'm a hair above average, but I measure more in girth than length, that's what I'm most proud of. Still lack people to share it with though, so don't be jealous.

 

[JazzManJim]

LoL Jim, it's really not that big, just a good angle (Have you ever seen your own cock from underneath?) Based on the numbers that get thrown around, I'm a hair above average, but I measure more in girth than length, that's what I'm most proud of. Still lack people to share it with though, so don't be jealous.

There are some visions I prefer not to have.

I dunno, man. Unless it was the most incredible angle, I'd think your "hair above average" is as compared to whales or Clydesdales! I always felt like I was in California, looking up at an ancient tree. It was awe-inspiring. My own Mr. Winky wouldn't come out for days!

And don't sweat being alone. You've plenty of fans hereabouts. That won't last very long. And if it does, you can join me in Celibacy Corner!

 

[Summery]

There are some visions I prefer not to have.

I dunno, man. Unless it was the most incredible angle, I'd think your "hair above average" is as compared to whales or Clydesdales! I always felt like I was in California, looking up at an ancient tree. It was awe-inspiring. My own Mr. Winky wouldn't come out for days!

And don't sweat being alone. You've plenty of fans hereabouts. That won't last very long. And if it does, you can join me in Celibacy Corner!

Rotflmao! Jim, you and Juspar's conversation has just given me the best laugh of my day yet!
Oh, the visuals

 

[JazzManJim]

Oh, the visuals

I just got a better image of what my awe might resemble!

Remember one of the opening scenes of "2002: A Space Odyssey" where the apes were around the giant monolith looking up in hushes awe?

That's what I felt like looking at that old av. Exactly like that. With the hooting and everything.

I could almost hear the bombastic music in the background.

I swear...I didn't see Mr. Winky for days after he got a look at that av. It was like a big dog running off a smaller dog.

Juspar is the man!

 

[juicylips]

...... it's really not that big, just a good angle......

Uh...ok.

I'd like to examine it from all the angles.

JL

 

[Summery]

Uh...ok.

I'd like to examine it from all the angles.

JL

You mean you haven't already? *snickers*

 

[TWB]

Not with me.

 

[JazzManJim]

As if I needed another reason to be jealous of the Man and his Monolith???

Sheesh.

 

[juicylips]

Not with me.

I am trying here, ya know.

You got a pm.


JL

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Well if there's an angle you haven't seen at my site . . . I just moved into my own apartment. Have digital cam; will provide

 

[sigh]

i don't make love to men so i've no real experience with length or thickness or hairiness or whatever, but i can tell you this: my dildos are not large...i go for the medium sized ones

honestly i do wish they'd be more...real, i guess...
i'd prefer warmth and scent and the pulse of life over sheer size

(but in the hands of my lover, they do just fine nevertheless)