Isabella Thorne
Saucy Ambassador of Tarty Foreign Affairs
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- May 5, 2000
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You know you're from Canada if ...
1. You only know 3 spices, Salt, Pepper, and Ketchup.
2. You design your Halloween Costume to fit over a snowsuit.
3. The mosquitoes have landing lights.
4. You have more miles on your snowblower than your car.
5. You have 10 favorite recipes for moose or deer meat.
6. Canadian Tire on a Saturday is busier than any toy store at Christmas.
7. You live in a house that has no front steps, yet the door is one meter above the ground.
8. You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard.
9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
10. You think sexy lingerie is tube-socks and a flannel nightie with only 8 buttons.
11. The local paper covers national and international news on 2 pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey.
12. The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun.
13. Your snowblower gets stuck on the roof.
14. You think that the start of deer season is a national holiday.
15. You frequently clean the grease off your barbeque so the bears won't prowl on your deck.
16. You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
17. You find -40C a little chilly.
18. The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freeze.
19. You attend a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewelry, and your Sorels.
20. You can play road hockey on skates.
21. You know 4 Seasons - Winter, Still Winter, Almost Winter, and Construction.
22. The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus.
23. You love the "I am a Canadian" beer commercials.
24. You perk up when you hear the theme from "Hockey Night in Canada."
25. You actually get these jokes and forward them to all your Canadian friends.
_________________________
It's time to like men again. Where shall we begin?
...But for most of us, especially the beginners, it's best to start with the feet and work up. To begin with the head and all it contains would be too suddenly painful.
~Margaret Atwood~
1. You only know 3 spices, Salt, Pepper, and Ketchup.
2. You design your Halloween Costume to fit over a snowsuit.
3. The mosquitoes have landing lights.
4. You have more miles on your snowblower than your car.
5. You have 10 favorite recipes for moose or deer meat.
6. Canadian Tire on a Saturday is busier than any toy store at Christmas.
7. You live in a house that has no front steps, yet the door is one meter above the ground.
8. You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard.
9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
10. You think sexy lingerie is tube-socks and a flannel nightie with only 8 buttons.
11. The local paper covers national and international news on 2 pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey.
12. The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun.
13. Your snowblower gets stuck on the roof.
14. You think that the start of deer season is a national holiday.
15. You frequently clean the grease off your barbeque so the bears won't prowl on your deck.
16. You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
17. You find -40C a little chilly.
18. The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freeze.
19. You attend a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewelry, and your Sorels.
20. You can play road hockey on skates.
21. You know 4 Seasons - Winter, Still Winter, Almost Winter, and Construction.
22. The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus.
23. You love the "I am a Canadian" beer commercials.
24. You perk up when you hear the theme from "Hockey Night in Canada."
25. You actually get these jokes and forward them to all your Canadian friends.
_________________________
It's time to like men again. Where shall we begin?
...But for most of us, especially the beginners, it's best to start with the feet and work up. To begin with the head and all it contains would be too suddenly painful.
~Margaret Atwood~
