IF IT LOOKS GOOD CLOTHED... (Gotta Hear ur answers!)

[blackstallion21]

But looks rather rough with out clothes on, DO you still have sex?

You know what I mean, If there are real bad stretch marks, if the pussy (or dick) stinks, if the dick is a little smaller than you thought it would be, (or too big, I might add) if the tits sag a little lower than you thought they would, if the pussy looks like it's been through A LOT... DO YOU STILL HAVE SEX?

And Explain your findings!

 

[blackstallion21]

I only ask, because I've been through this... I'll give my example later

 

[blackstallion21]

ok, I see that I'm getting views... someone be the first to speak! Don't be shy!!!

 

[pwr2theblondes]

I am more turned on by someone's words and thoughts than their physical appearance. I would still have sex with them. Love is blind : )

Of course, I prefer someone to take care of their body. But No, I don't care if you have a 6 pack, huge biceps, or an 8 inch dick.

 

[blackstallion21]

I am more turned on by someone's words and thoughts than their physical appearance. I would still have sex with them. Love is blind : )

Of course, I prefer someone to take care of their body. But No, I don't care if you have a 6 pack, huge biceps, or an 8 inch dick.

WONDERFUL! Thanks PWR2...
I was just wondering where other peoples heads are, I am the same way normally, but there was one instance that I wished I wouldn't have been! LOL

 

[pwr2theblondes]

WONDERFUL! Thanks PWR2...
I was just wondering where other peoples heads are, I am the same way normally, but there was one instance that I wished I wouldn't have been! LOL

Care to share?

 

[blade_rocknut]

Not having had a lot of partners, I don't have a lot of "surprises" to draw from. I will say this; if a person has sufficiently turned me on to get to that point....there's probably no stopping ( major defects excluded here!)...

 

[blackstallion21]

Care to share?

Sure, I think I have time...

I am a thicker dude, you can probably tell by looking at my profile pic, I prefer "teddy bear build" if you would, but I digress...
So I tend to date "littler or tiny or petite" girls because I don't normally like the "two thick people in the bed" senario! (I believe two thick people in a bed will start a fire! LOL - don't like the friction)

With all of that said, I started dating thicker girls in the very near past, and I actually LIKE my findings, but only to a certain point. I met this girl, online, and the pics that she posted, she looked damn good! Cute face, nice thick body, etc. So I decided to take her out to dinner and a movie. ONCE getting to dinner, I found out she lied about her age a little and she was younger than she originally told me. So what... we just can't order alcohol now, and I can't take her to the bar/ club after dinner. (which were my plans)
To keep talking to her, more and more things came out that were kind of false, and were turning me off, but she was sweet, and charming other than the fact that she was a chronic liar.

TO MAKE THINGS WORSE, we decided to retire to her house to talk n such after dinner and the movie, and things progressively got worse.

She took her top off, and for being 19, her tits almost touched the floor...
She had NO ASS-AT-TALL (used TALL on purpose, say it fast, it sounds funny)...
AND THE CHERRY ON TOP OF THE FLOAT, Her snatch smelled like something I could have caught in a river!

(I didn't find this out until I found out that she couldn't kiss worth a damn though, when we were making out, and things got hot and heavy!)

I was making to leave and she grabbed me and almost kind of begged me to stay.
DISGUSTED, but I felt bad, I stayed and later on in the evening, she mounted me, but NOT before I put on a condom!

It TOOK DAYS for me to get that stench off of me!

I guess that's what you get for being nice...

 

[blade_rocknut]

Sure, I think I have time...

I am a thicker dude, you can probably tell by looking at my profile pic, I prefer "teddy bear build" if you would, but I digress...
So I tend to date "littler or tiny or petite" girls because I don't normally like the "two thick people in the bed" senario! (I believe two thick people in a bed will start a fire! LOL - don't like the friction)

With all of that said, I started dating thicker girls in the very near past, and I actually LIKE my findings, but only to a certain point. I met this girl, online, and the pics that she posted, she looked damn good! Cute face, nice thick body, etc. So I decided to take her out to dinner and a movie. ONCE getting to dinner, I found out she lied about her age a little and she was younger than she originally told me. So what... we just can't order alcohol now, and I can't take her to the bar/ club after dinner. (which were my plans)
To keep talking to her, more and more things came out that were kind of false, and were turning me off, but she was sweet, and charming other than the fact that she was a chronic liar.

TO MAKE THINGS WORSE, we decided to retire to her house to talk n such after dinner and the movie, and things progressively got worse.

She took her top off, and for being 19, her tits almost touched the floor...
She had NO ASS-AT-TALL (used TALL on purpose, say it fast, it sounds funny)...
AND THE CHERRY ON TOP OF THE FLOAT, Her snatch smelled like something I could have caught in a river!

(I didn't find this out until I found out that she couldn't kiss worth a damn though, when we were making out, and things got hot and heavy!)

I was making to leave and she grabbed me and almost kind of begged me to stay.
DISGUSTED, but I felt bad, I stayed and later on in the evening, she mounted me, but NOT before I put on a condom!

It TOOK DAYS for me to get that stench off of me!

I guess that's what you get for being nice...

*damn*

No wonder you started a thread......

 

[blackstallion21]

*damn*

No wonder you started a thread......

I want to see if there are any other stories out there like this! I learned my lesson, but it's still funny looking back on it!

 

[blade_rocknut]

Your story conjures up Jay Hickman's " Boat Ride" routine.....it may not be to your taste, but hang in there....funny as hell!

Boat Ride

 

[default24]

stallion my hat goes off to you. you sir are a trooper

 

[switchbitch]

there are very few things physically that will turn me off completely but I have to say that poor hygiene is number one,and skin disease is the other.
Stretch marks- I love them, I like the feel of them under my fingers.
Pendulous breasts- love those too they are so much fun to play with.
smaller than expected cock- usually a pleasant surprise is am not terribly large myself and it means that I can throat it for longer.
the most attractive thing about any partner for me is what is between their ears. Someone can look like a Greek god or goddess but if there is nothing between the ears to drive it, then it may as well be a blowup doll.
there was one occasion where a physical anomaly prevented normal sex, he had not bothered to inform me that he had a cock the size of your forearm, I apologised profusely and explained that I wouldn't even be able to get my lips around it let alone my pussy so we used alternative means and parted friends after I introduced him to a friend of mine with a penchant for large.

 

[switchbitch]

^^^^^^ yes! I had a surprise crotch-anaconda incident of my own once. I'm not a big person, and unfortunately I tried anyway and was walking funny for a while afterward.


Stallion, it sounds like your encounter with this girl wasn't what you expected mentally either, because she'd been dishonest with you and you had to change plans. I know you said it wasn't a big deal, but do you think you would have had the same reaction to her physically if she had told the truth about herself from the start and you'd been able to do more fun stuff first? Maybe you would have had the opportunity to see more in her if she had let you. Just a thought.

that made me laugh, I could not however even contemplate it: childbirth would have been easier.

I agree but poor hygiene is hard to get around unless you decide to fuck them in the shower.

 

[blackstallion21]

Good point about hygiene. Smelly is gross. But I think I tend to be overly flexible and probably would have said "Hey, let's take a shower!" or something if I had a mental connection with the person.

that made me laugh, I could not however even contemplate it: childbirth would have been easier.

I agree but poor hygiene is hard to get around unless you decide to fuck them in the shower.

^^^^^^ yes! I had a surprise crotch-anaconda incident of my own once. I'm not a big person, and unfortunately I tried anyway and was walking funny for a while afterward.

Stallion, it sounds like your encounter with this girl wasn't what you expected mentally either, because she'd been dishonest with you and you had to change plans. I know you said it wasn't a big deal, but do you think you would have had the same reaction to her physically if she had told the truth about herself from the start and you'd been able to do more fun stuff first? Maybe you would have had the opportunity to see more in her if she had let you. Just a thought.

there are very few things physically that will turn me off completely but I have to say that poor hygiene is number one,and skin disease is the other.
Stretch marks- I love them, I like the feel of them under my fingers.
Pendulous breasts- love those too they are so much fun to play with.
smaller than expected cock- usually a pleasant surprise is am not terribly large myself and it means that I can throat it for longer.
the most attractive thing about any partner for me is what is between their ears. Someone can look like a Greek god or goddess but if there is nothing between the ears to drive it, then it may as well be a blowup doll.
there was one occasion where a physical anomaly prevented normal sex, he had not bothered to inform me that he had a cock the size of your forearm, I apologised profusely and explained that I wouldn't even be able to get my lips around it let alone my pussy so we used alternative means and parted friends after I introduced him to a friend of mine with a penchant for large.

stallion my hat goes off to you. you sir are a trooper

Your story conjures up Jay Hickman's " Boat Ride" routine.....it may not be to your taste, but hang in there....funny as hell!

Boat Ride

I knew this thread would catch on!!! KEEP TALKING, I know there's more out there!

Switch, ONCE AGAIN, Love all of your comments, and you never cease to amaze... I was laughing at points of both of your responses... Sorry to hear about the anacondas... I'm not huge, but I work with what I've got, but... I know there have to have been a few surprises along the way with someone?? (other than the forearm thing... and I'll change the opening part of the thread... I didn't think women don't want them too big!?!?!)

Fox, Welcome to my threads, this is the first time i've seen you... and thank you for your reply! - BTW your pic thread is amazing, and YES you should update it... and add a couple of your face! by your avatar, you look like you're really cute!

Default, again welcome, and I was a trooper @ that time, I couldn't do it again!

Blade, I'll check that out, I haven't yet though...

Again, thanks for all of your responses... keep this thread flowing please! - I wanna hear other people's stories!

 

[pwr2theblondes]

days to get the stench of of you? *shivers* yuck

 

[gummibaum]

Let's just say I once prepared to go down on a girl, pulled down her pants and just couldn't find her pussy because of the junghe down there. Now, I've certainly never been the one to say no to a nice full bush - but what's too much's too much. (I was drunk and horny enough to have sex with her anyway, but only a little later when I had recovered...)

 

[Sensualdreamer]

There was a guy that I met locally (non Lit member) and he decided to initate a sexual conversation at the dinner table, more so asking my opinion on stuff...well of course I'm not one to hold back, I'll try to be tactful but sometimes the truth just needs to be told.

He proceeded to talk about his cock (like I'm suppose to be impressed ) and meanwhile I tried to keep the conversation neutral, b/c I wasn't sure of my intentions at this point.

He was charming enough, and flattering, and well things progressed in a direction I didn't expect. Couldn't say what prompted me, but ended up giving him head (no not in the restaurant) - and I'll say that if a guy is gonna tell someone that he's well endowed -tell the truth b/c seriously w/ him it was like sucking a fucking crayon I dunno how I even managed to go through w/ it, or why I didn't tell him "shut up" b/c he kept talking and I'm all STFU before I bite you

 

[blackstallion21]

days to get the stench of of you? *shivers* yuck

Let's just say I once prepared to go down on a girl, pulled down her pants and just couldn't find her pussy because of the junghe down there. Now, I've certainly never been the one to say no to a nice full bush - but what's too much's too much. (I was drunk and horny enough to have sex with her anyway, but only a little later when I had recovered...)

There was a guy that I met locally (non Lit member) and he decided to initate a sexual conversation at the dinner table, more so asking my opinion on stuff...well of course I'm not one to hold back, I'll try to be tactful but sometimes the truth just needs to be told.

He proceeded to talk about his cock (like I'm suppose to be impressed ) and meanwhile I tried to keep the conversation neutral, b/c I wasn't sure of my intentions at this point.

He was charming enough, and flattering, and well things progressed in a direction I didn't expect. Couldn't say what prompted me, but ended up giving him head (no not in the restaurant) - and I'll say that if a guy is gonna tell someone that he's well endowed -tell the truth b/c seriously w/ him it was like sucking a fucking crayon I dunno how I even managed to go through w/ it, or why I didn't tell him "shut up" b/c he kept talking and I'm all STFU before I bite you

Pwr... Yeah, DAYS, but I got over it, and learned my lesson!!

Gummibaum - Oh, I feel your pain! I went through the same thing, although I put my hands down her pants, and the hair was so wirey and course that I couldn't even continue on!!

AND SENSUAL - Well SOME OF US aren't built like porn stars! I'll say this OPENLY because I've always had a problem with MINE! NO I'm not a Friggin CRAYON but I'm NOT a 'Crotch Anaconda' as Truefox said earlier in the thread! BUT I'm not gonna LIE about it! I send pics of me ALL of the time to a whole lot of people, and I've even posted them on sites like Craigs List and have gotten responses! SO I can't be that bad!
BUT looking at the Irony of the situation, It's the guys that brag about their size that are the gardener snakes and the crayons! JUST remember that in the future!

 

[Sensualdreamer]

AND SENSUAL - Well SOME OF US aren't built like porn stars! I'll say this OPENLY because I've always had a problem with MINE! NO I'm not a Friggin CRAYON but I'm NOT a 'Crotch Anaconda' as Truefox said earlier in the thread! BUT I'm not gonna LIE about it! I send pics of me ALL of the time to a whole lot of people, and I've even posted them on sites like Craigs List and have gotten responses! SO I can't be that bad!
BUT looking at the Irony of the situation, It's the guys that brag about their size that are the gardener snakes and the crayons! JUST remember that in the future!

I'm quite okay w/ a guy who's confident w/ his equipment, and it's not to say I would judge a guy, but for real...the guy from base to tip was the length of my iPhone and umm I've got a vibrator thicker than him.

I just want a guy who knows what the fuck he's doing w/ what he's been equipped w/ - I wouldn't say I've got a perfect image in mind, but well if I'm giving head, I want to actually feel more than just my tongue in my mouth

 

[blackstallion21]

I'm quite okay w/ a guy who's confident w/ his equipment, and it's not to say I would judge a guy, but for real...the guy from base to tip was the length of my iPhone and umm I've got a vibrator thicker than him.

I just want a guy who knows what the fuck he's doing w/ what he's been equipped w/ - I wouldn't say I've got a perfect image in mind, but well if I'm giving head, I want to actually feel more than just my tongue in my mouth

Hmmmm! It's been a hot minute since I've gotten head, and it's one of my favorite things!! Can I come to Florida? LOL JK...

I know what you mean though...

Better LUCK next time

 

[blackstallion21]

BUMP

Are there anymore crazy stories out there of things that happened but you still hit it? or Still gave him head, or ate her out??

 

[noone198639]

I like stretch marks on a skinny girl. Or, more accurately, I like skinny girls who have stretch marks. Because... they have a perfect layer of fat that makes them soft and makes the ass bounce when hit from behind but they're curved right. Not too doughy and not too pointy.

Haven't had any horrible surprise situations though. One girl I had a month-and-a-half fling with was loose as hell, which made it hard for me to keep an erection during sex, but that could be handled.

 

[blackstallion21]

I like stretch marks on a skinny girl. Or, more accurately, I like skinny girls who have stretch marks. Because... they have a perfect layer of fat that makes them soft and makes the ass bounce when hit from behind but they're curved right. Not too doughy and not too pointy.

Haven't had any horrible surprise situations though. One girl I had a month-and-a-half fling with was loose as hell, which made it hard for me to keep an erection during sex, but that could be handled.

loose as hell, well that's new!
I hope to never run into this problem. I have enough problems with sex as I like to have sex with girls who are smaller than me and shorter, so my long legs verses her short ones, hitting from behind is fun! to say the least! and getting on top is fun too, as i'm a bigger guy and I hate being on top! (but for some reason, girls like the weight on them??

(ANYONE KNOW THE ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION? FEEL FREE TO POST ON IT!)

but I couldn't imagine losing an erection in sex because of a loose one!

BUT since I'm here, I'll tell another embarrassing story,

GIRL I WORKED WITH! - I wanted her FOR OVER 5 YEARS! We were good friends, and would tell each other every thing, etc, but I couldn't Hit FOR THE LIFE OF ME!

SO She promised me that if Singledom EVER knocked on her door, I could have her!

To make a long story short, I finally got my chance! I started making out with her, and got all excited and ready, and My soldier WOULDN'T STAND FOR ANYTHING!

I was so embarrassed!

SO I ate it like it stole something from me, and she gave me a rain check.

Being Anxious GETS YOU NO WHERE! lol!

I ended up having sex with her a couple times, but our friendship was sacrificed over a couple nights of passion! OOPS

 

[noone198639]

Seriously, warm bowl of water. Spontaneous hard-ons were great because I could fuck her for hours like that, but we had sex so much that sometimes I just plain couldn't get enough friction for a good blast. But she'd blow me while I was playing video games, so all-told, the sex was great.