If I were God, telemarketers would be turned into toads.

[monster666]

What would you do if YOU were god?

 

[MissTaken]

Ahhh there are so many things I might do...

But, since you began with annoying people, let's try this.

If I were God, people who walk up to the drive through ATM during normal business hours would be subjected to a tractor beam which places them 25 feet away....INSIDE the bank!




Honestly, I don't know why this is a peeve, but it is!

 

[Guest]

I don't wanna be God. I wanna be Sally Suck Slut everyday. But that's just me.

 

[lilfrk]

I'd turn my friend Beck into a toad for being stupid. I love her to peices but damn it she's just dumb. Asking me why men think that kissing and cuddling under her blankets on her futon means they are gonna get fucked. Gee I dunno Beck I wonder why.

ok...I'm better now.

 

[Wiggles]

If I was God...

I think I'd resign.

Have you looked at this place lately?? No wonder she/he has white hair!

 

[monster666]

Re: If I was God...

My next act as God would be to find a place on this earth worthy of Wiggles praise and make it hers to prosper in.

I think I'd resign.

Have you looked at this place lately?? No wonder she/he has white hair!

 

[Wiggles]

Re: Re: If I was God...

My next act as God would be to find a place on this earth worthy of Wiggles praise and make it hers to prosper in.

Thanks, when's the re-election coming up again?

 

[Kaos_Star]

lol

If i was god, then i would condemn all the day associates at 6100 w reno walmart to hell. cuz they piss me off. Everytime i go to work my shelves are messed up and all my hard work the night before is shot to hell, so would shoot them to hell.

 

[Phoenyx]

If I were GOD. I'd make the internet faster and send pedophiles to the sun

 

[MissTaken]

If I were God, I would make chocolate the next healthy food group!


Yummy!

 

[Guest]

I'd probably just exist....

Telemarketers being trained monkeys isn'd bad enough for you?

 

[Phoenyx]

If I were God, I would make chocolate the next healthy food group!


Yummy!

How about it beeing the only food group.

 

[MissTaken]

How about it beeing the only food group.

Mmmmmm

Now you're talking!

 

[Phoenyx]

And whipped Cream for dessert.

 

[MissTaken]

And whipped Cream for dessert.

Whipped cream wrestling, perhaps?

 

[Phoenyx]

Whipped cream wrestling, perhaps?

Your on.

 

[AusTess]

If i was God?



I'd ban all fake vaginas and naked men wearing socks.

 

[Phoenyx]

If i was God?
I'd ban all fake vaginas and naked men wearing socks.

Im not wearing any.

 

[clit_licker30]

Here is the answer to revenge.



Tom Mabe is the artist(click here) he is funny as hell!

Scroll down the page of the link above. There are a few clips from his CD!

 

[AusTess]

Im not wearing any.

But are you nekkid?

 

[clit_licker30]

But are you nekkid?

Are you nekkid, beautiful?

 

[AusTess]

Are you nekkid, beautiful?

Yes to both.




*LMAO*

 

[Phoenyx]

But are you nekkid?

No undewear either.
wearing a tshirt cause its chilly.

 

[clit_licker30]

Yes to both.




*LMAO*

I can be a witness to AuTess's truthful answer, your honor. I cannot say with all certainy she is curently nekkid. But I have seen her nekkid on LIT, and she is certainly beautiful nekkid!

I rest my case!

 

[AusTess]

Okay,i aint currently naked.
Cos it's cold here right now and my heater is broke.


The upside is that my boobs look fantastic.
The cold makes em all perky an happy looking.