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If I were Cupid...

Grr, it didn't come out very well...

Cupids saying "Dang, fwirp, ding, bat! Just let me hit ya will ya?! The stud over there's gonna pay me fer this!"

She says. "But he's UGLY!"

So he kicks her in the shin.
 
cupid

I was able to read it just fine! I just knew Cupid had to have a sense of humor! :D
 
he he he!! :D I get it now that I am not tipping my head sideways trying to read the writing...... ;)
 
SpiceCake -- I've always felt the same way.

The cupid in my head has been a cross between George burns (He smokes cigars) and Broady Edwards (From mallrats, he'll tell you when you're being an idiot about love. 'You two are retarded for each other! Now KISS!') inside the body of a four year old... Scarry combination really... I don't think Stephen King can even be THAT demented...

LittleMsNaughty -- You must be more sober than me, I can't even read it when its right side up, thanks to tryingsumtinnew!
 
Ravenloft said:
SpiceCake -- I've always felt the same way.

The cupid in my head has been a cross between George burns (He smokes cigars) and Broady Edwards (From mallrats, he'll tell you when you're being an idiot about love. 'You two are retarded for each other! Now KISS!') inside the body of a four year old... Scarry combination really... I don't think Stephen King can even be THAT demented...

LittleMsNaughty -- You must be more sober than me, I can't even read it when its right side up, thanks to tryingsumtinnew!
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I have to be sober - I'm at work.....:D Would rather be drunk and not at work!!:D
 
Okay, but seriously now...

This would be me if I were REALLY cupid...

Frightened yet?

I'll kick ya in the shin!
 
Raven, I hate to break it to you, but 4 year old cherubs usually don't have that much facial hair. :D
 
Owie! Raven, trust me, you don't wanna use that stuff. I trid it once and MY Raven, the little blond child, sat there watching me as I spread that goop over my leg. She watched as I rubbed the cloth strip to get it good and attached. She still watched as I tanked it off and then as I sat there yelling out my pain and agony, she sat there telling me I should just try Epil Stop instead. Little Miss Infomercial lives in my house. :)
 
hehehe
I think he looks rather cute as cupid....and I couldn't remove the facial hair off the pic...I tried....but hey...it wanted to be there ;)
 
BWUL!

I could just imagine it!

I trid it once and MY Raven, the little blond child, sat there watching me as I spread that goop over my leg. (Um, should I tell her?) She watched as I rubbed the cloth strip to get it good and attached. (I THINK I should tell her...) She still watched as I yanked it off (Yep... I should have told her...) and then as I sat there yelling out my pain and agony, she sat there telling me I should just try Epil Stop instead. (DUH!) Little Miss Infomercial lives in my house. (Maybe you'll listen to me next time!)
 
jadedpast said:
hehehe
I think he looks rather cute as cupid....and I couldn't remove the facial hair off the pic...I tried....but hey...it wanted to be there ;)
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After all, its kinda attached to me.

Where the hell is that pic of my face from anyway?!

I must have been drunk when I sent it...
 
Ravenloft said:
BWUL!

I could just imagine it!

I trid it once and MY Raven, the little blond child, sat there watching me as I spread that goop over my leg. (Um, should I tell her?) She watched as I rubbed the cloth strip to get it good and attached. (I THINK I should tell her...) She still watched as I yanked it off (Yep... I should have told her...) and then as I sat there yelling out my pain and agony, she sat there telling me I should just try Epil Stop instead. (DUH!) Little Miss Infomercial lives in my house. (Maybe you'll listen to me next time!)
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She's a smart assed little thing. She takes after me WAY too much. All that came from her when she was 4. She's now 6 and does odd things such as sit in the laps of long haired Aussies and flirt terribly. God, what am I allowing her to become? :p
 
Ravenloft said:

I must have been drunk when I sent it...
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oh...so now you were drunk huh? my god... it meant nothing to you.... *cries*

;)
 
SweetCherry said:


She's a smart assed little thing. She takes after me WAY too much. All that came from her when she was 4. She's now 6 and does odd things such as sit in the laps of long haired Aussies and flirt terribly. God, what am I allowing her to become? :p
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Long haired Aussies?

You're not keeping the Chef away from me are you?!

If you are, GIVE HIM BACK!

GRRRRRRRRRRR!
 
I don't have the CHef right now, Raven. My little blond child has captured his heart tho. She's not very good at sharing either. :)
 
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