If I were a Republican, and I secretly thought separation of church and state...
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Frimost said:I wonder what Dick Cheney calls his Dick, a guru?
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As a Libertarian, I believe in separation of politicians and power!
As a male, I believe in the separation of a female's left knee, and right knee!
Anybody else have a "separation belief"?
*Separation of Ginger and Ale*
As a male, I believe in the separation of a female's left knee, and right knee!
Anybody else have a "separation belief"?
*Separation of Ginger and Ale*
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Separation of cotton and polyester in the wash!
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As a schoolboy, one of Red Skelton's teachers explained the words and meaning
of the Pledge of
Allegiance to his class. Skelton later wrote down, and eventually recorded, his
recollection of this
lecture. It is followed by an observation of his own.
I - - Me; an individual; a committee of one.
Pledge - - Dedicate all of my worldly goods to give without self-pity.
Allegiance - - My love and my devotion.
To the Flag - - Our standard; Old Glory ; a symbol of Freedom; wherever she
waves there is respect, because your loyalty has given her a dignity that shouts,
Freedom is everybody's job.
United - - That means that we have all come together.
States - - Individual communities that have united into forty-eight great states.
Forty-eight individual communities with pride and dignity and purpose. All divided
with imaginary boundaries, yet united to a common purpose, and that is love for
country.
And to the Republic - - Republic--a state in which sovereign power is invested in
representatives chosen by the people to govern. And government is the people;
and it's from the people to the leaders, not from the leaders to the people.
For which it stands
One Nation - - One Nation--meaning, so blessed by God.
Indivisible - - Incapable of being divided.
With Liberty - - Which is Freedom; the right of power to live one's own life,
without threats, fear, or some sort of retaliation.
And Justice - - The principle, or qualities, of dealing fairly with others.
For All - - For All--which means, boys and girls, it's as much your country as it is
mine.
And now, boys and girls, let me hear you recite the Pledge of Allegiance:
I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the
Republic, for which it stands; one nation, indivisible, with liberty and justice for
all.
Since I was a small boy, two states have been added to our country, and two
words have been added to the Pledge of Allegiance: Under God. Wouldn't it be a
pity if someone said that is a prayer, and that would be eliminated from schools,
too?
Red Skelton
Thanks Red, may you rest in peace. What the fuck is up with people in this
country? Is our flag next, will they come and try to take my flag down, because it
offends someone? I do mean try, because it isn't going to be easy for them to do.
Thank goodness for the second amendment.
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of the Pledge of
Allegiance to his class. Skelton later wrote down, and eventually recorded, his
recollection of this
lecture. It is followed by an observation of his own.
I - - Me; an individual; a committee of one.
Pledge - - Dedicate all of my worldly goods to give without self-pity.
Allegiance - - My love and my devotion.
To the Flag - - Our standard; Old Glory ; a symbol of Freedom; wherever she
waves there is respect, because your loyalty has given her a dignity that shouts,
Freedom is everybody's job.
United - - That means that we have all come together.
States - - Individual communities that have united into forty-eight great states.
Forty-eight individual communities with pride and dignity and purpose. All divided
with imaginary boundaries, yet united to a common purpose, and that is love for
country.
And to the Republic - - Republic--a state in which sovereign power is invested in
representatives chosen by the people to govern. And government is the people;
and it's from the people to the leaders, not from the leaders to the people.
For which it stands
One Nation - - One Nation--meaning, so blessed by God.
Indivisible - - Incapable of being divided.
With Liberty - - Which is Freedom; the right of power to live one's own life,
without threats, fear, or some sort of retaliation.
And Justice - - The principle, or qualities, of dealing fairly with others.
For All - - For All--which means, boys and girls, it's as much your country as it is
mine.
And now, boys and girls, let me hear you recite the Pledge of Allegiance:
I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the
Republic, for which it stands; one nation, indivisible, with liberty and justice for
all.
Since I was a small boy, two states have been added to our country, and two
words have been added to the Pledge of Allegiance: Under God. Wouldn't it be a
pity if someone said that is a prayer, and that would be eliminated from schools,
too?
Red Skelton
Thanks Red, may you rest in peace. What the fuck is up with people in this
country? Is our flag next, will they come and try to take my flag down, because it
offends someone? I do mean try, because it isn't going to be easy for them to do.
Thank goodness for the second amendment.
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