If I had a $1.......

PaulieJay

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If I had a dollar bill for ever time someone told me that I had the most amazing/sexy _____________, or complimented me on my ____________ I would have a million dollars.

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Have fun and thanks!
 
If I had $1 dollar every time I said "next time, I'll do things differently"... yeah, I'd be a millionaire. :eek:


oops lol
 
If I had $1 dollar for every time I typed or said something silly - totally be a billionaire :D
 
If I had a dollar bill for ever time someone told me that I had a beautiful voice I'd be a billionaire!
 
If I had a dollar for every time I didn't give up I'd still have to get on a plane to spend it
 
If I had a dollar for every USA presidential candidate I'd voted for who won, I would have exactly one dollar, series 1974 or earlier.
 
If I had a $1 for every time a guy hit on me IRL....I would have enough money to buy a Tootsie Pop.
 
If I had a dollar for every time someone complimented my lips and said how good they would look wrapped around their XXXX, I could buy a nice new purse or a pair of shoes.
 
If I had a dollar for every time someone complimented my lips and said how good they would look wrapped around their XXXX, I could buy a nice new purse or a pair of shoes.

what kind of purse, small Coach clutch or large Chanel bag? i need precision.
 
what kind of purse, small Coach clutch or large Chanel bag? i need precision.

I *could* buy a large Chanel bag, but would probably pick something smaller like the Coach clutch. Sometimes less is more and all that. :)
 
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If i had a dollar for every-time something awkward/ weird happened to me during my day .... i would never have to work again Ever
 
If I had a dollar for every time a woman took a legitimate interest in me in my adult life, I'd probably owe the universe money somehow.
 
And if I had a dollar bill for all the things I've done
There'd be a mountain of money piled up to my chin
 
If I had a dollar bill for every time someone told me that I had the most amazing/sexy thread bumps on lit, or complimented me on my gorgeous cock avi I would have a million dollars.
 
If I had a dollar bill for every time someone told me that I had the most amazing/sexy thread bumps on lit, or complimented me on my gorgeous cock avi I would have a million dollars.

It is rather a lovely cock though!!

If I had a dollar bill for every time PaulieJay disappeared and then reappeared, I could probably buy him a drink or two. ;):D Hello you, great to see you again!
 
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