If I could have a monkey

[TWB]

I would train him to smell your posts and track you down so I could send snail mail rather than post here.

I am old fashioned that way.

 

[bluemuse]

Would you be an organ grinder?

Sorry....it was too easy.

 

[pointless]

can i have a monkey?

 

[TWB]

Would you be an organ grinder?

Sorry....it was too easy.

Which organ?

 

[bluemuse]

Which organ?

um......why the musical instrument, of course.

 

[Nora]

If I had a monkey I'd train him to steal sparkly things from people. But they'd all find him so cute that they wouldn't cause a fuss over it.

 

[TWB]

Then I am no organ grinder. I thought you might have meant the other one.

 

[bluemuse]

duh

 

[TWB]

Then I woulda had something to talk about. . .

 

[pointless]

if i had a monkey i'd eat him, but i wouldn't enjoy it. survival of the fittest and all that.

besides i have feeling monkey is rather filling.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... monkey meat

 

[TWB]

If I had a monkey I'd train him to steal sparkly things from people. But they'd all find him so cute that they wouldn't cause a fuss over it.

Me too.

I wouldn't eat him though, because I am a vaginatarian.

 

[pointless]

monkey's have vagina's too. you could eat monkey vagina, couldn't you?

 

[Nora]

Here you go, Pointless:

Monkey brains! Eat 'em up, yum!

 

[TWB]

I will leave that to you.

You should check your apostrophe use.

 

[bluemuse]

If I had a monkey I'd train him to steal sparkly things from people. But they'd all find him so cute that they wouldn't cause a fuss over it.

Why not go all the way and train him to pick pockets?

 

[Lasz]

I have a monkey and I spanked him a few times today.

 

[pointless]

what do apostrophes have to do with monkeys?

 

[TWB]

Why not go all the way and train him to pick pockets?

That might be considered beastiality.

 

[bluemuse]

That might be considered beastiality.

If you train him right.

 

[Nora]

Why not go all the way and train him to pick pockets?

Cuz cash is tacky and men unfortunately don't carry pocketwatches anymore. *sigh* Stoopid men.

 

[TWB]

If you train him right.

Exactly.

 

[pointless]

Here you go, Pointless:

Monkey brains! Eat 'em up, yum!

WHERES THE REST OF HIM!!!! I WANT THE WHOLE FUCKING MONKEY, NOT JUST THE FUCKING BRAIN!!!

GIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMME

 

[TWB]

Here you go, Pointless:

Monkey brains! Eat 'em up, yum!

I think oral monkey sex is what he is after.

 

[pointless]

nope, monkeys bite too goddamned much.

 

[Nora]

I think oral monkey sex is what he is after.

I don't wanna know about this. I really don't!!!



Pointless, there's the whole monkey on this site here but I didn't think it was appropriate to post. Poor widdle monkey!