If breasts didn't have nipples...

Pseudomoniker

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... men would have absolutely no interest in them. It would be like having a second ass. Discuss.

(and yes, I already know it's a highly contrived and pointed statement written to evoke strong yet utterly insignificant opinions on both sides)
 
If breast hadn't nipples, then there would be no use for them. I think, however, that the attraction of nipples is less visual than it can be contributed to the response one gets from them. Curves tend to do it for some men. So, to make a bad paragraph worse, I think you're wrong.
 
If they didn't have nipples..

We would have nothing to compare!
They'd still be some bouncy fun thingys we could still enjoy. Of course, some girls I've dated had nipples with no breasts, still alot of fun!
 
Men don't check out girls based on the size of their nipples - well, unless they are some bloody long pointy ones.

So, I think you're wrong too.
 
If breasts didn't have nipples, men would never know when the house was too cold.
 
If breasts didn't have nipples

I think most of us guys would still love that soft firmness.
 
We'd all be living dolls.

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Agent99 said:
We'd all be living dolls.
~ROTFL~

You realize, of course, that it's not that Barbie's "measurements" are so improbable, it's her resulting height? That's right, campers, she works out to a nearly plausible 39-23-33 if you allow for her being 7'2" tall. Why aren't all the short women outraged over this?
 
LukkyKnight said:
~ROTFL~

You realize, of course, that it's not that Barbie's "measurements" are so improbable, it's her resulting height? That's right, campers, she works out to a nearly plausible 39-23-33 if you allow for her being 7'2" tall. Why aren't all the short women outraged over this?

I am! Outraged, I tell you!
 
hmm.....a nippless boob.

A friend of mine from highschool had his leg amputated and what was left, which he called his 'stump', looked like a nippless boob.

He could work that thing like a goddamn polynesian snake charmer....his girlfriend told me one time that he finessed her vaginer with it for an hour and she came like 5 times.

I guess nippless boobs are cool.
 
I have a friend who has breasts with no nipples due to a botched cosmetic surgery
they're still nice to feel & look good under clothes
just a little unusual to see bare
 
Pseudomoniker said:
... men would have absolutely no interest in them. It would be like having a second ass. Discuss.

(and yes, I already know it's a highly contrived and pointed statement written to evoke strong yet utterly insignificant opinions on both sides)
Depends. If the nerve endings were still there and she still derived pleasure from the stimulation, then men would still be after them.

It would be like saying women would have no use for men's penises if they didn't have peeholes.

TB4p
 
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