Ican't

Aphro

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What relatively common skill do you not possess? Those nagging little things that you are kind of embarrassed to admit to. Can't dance? Can't carry a tune? Burn every recipe?

Unburden yourself here.


I cannot drive manual transmission car.

If I am ever in an emergency and there is only one vehicle, it had better not be a stick.

I learned on an automatic, every car I've ever had has been an automatic, and I have never had a car available with a manual transmission for me to practise on. It's my small, secret shame.
 
I can't play a musical instrument to save my life. Kids can read sheet music and one of them can play ANYTHING you set in front of him. Wife use to play guitar. Me, notthing
 
Uncorking wine and champagne. I try to play it off by passing the bottle to "the youngest!" "the oldest!" "the man!" "the prettiest!" in the group, as if opening it is some kind of honour.
I'm not even sure that my SO knows I honestly don't know how to do this thing.
 
I cant swim very well, in my younger days I didn't have to confidence, now I don't have the time.
 
I cannot open one of those child-proof door grips...I always need a small child to help me open the front door.
 
What relatively common skill do you not possess? Those nagging little things that you are kind of embarrassed to admit to. Can't dance? Can't carry a tune? Burn every recipe?

Unburden yourself here.


I cannot drive manual transmission car.

If I am ever in an emergency and there is only one vehicle, it had better not be a stick.

I learned on an automatic, every car I've ever had has been an automatic, and I have never had a car available with a manual transmission for me to practise on. It's my small, secret shame.

no multitasking for Bill.

Well that's not completely true. I can lick clit and finger at the same time.
 
I can't make music of any kind. I can't make draw or paint. I can't make proper meringue. I can't put together an outfit of various colors and textures and have it work (which is why I sick to monochrome). I can't keep plants alive.
 
I can't drive a stick, either. I can't skate, swim (well, not "properly", anyway), or whistle. I can't roll my tongue or wiggle my ears. And for the life of me, I can't seem to find a guy who'll put up with me. ;)
 
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