Ican't

I can't paint.
Not a picture, a wall, nor even a line of eyeliner.

I can't bake a sponge.
 
I can't can can. I can't can't :(

In truth, my spatial awareness skills are lacking, and I have difficulty with directions/navigation and things like remembering choreographed dances. It's not so much that I can't, but it definitely takes more effort for me than most other things. Since I am lazy, this means that I am constantly getting lost and dance like I'm having a seizure. A sexy seizure.

Literally everything else in the world I can do. I've never tried heart surgery, but I'm sure I'd be great at it.
 
Can't never did a thing.


I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, woooot woooot woooot.
 
it's a very simple, very stupid thing ... when everyone's busy in work and i've time to make them a brew, i ask the usual 'tea or coffee?' someone tells me, i turn, walk a few steps and realise all that's stuck is the 'ee' sound! it's so stupid! now they tend to do a T or C hand signal, which works immediately :eek:
 
I Can't Dance

What relatively common skill do you not possess? Those nagging little things that you are kind of embarrassed to admit to. Can't dance? Can't carry a tune? Burn every recipe?

Unburden yourself here.


I cannot drive manual transmission car.

If I am ever in an emergency and there is only one vehicle, it had better not be a stick.

I learned on an automatic, every car I've ever had has been an automatic, and I have never had a car available with a manual transmission for me to practise on. It's my small, secret shame.


I drive a five speed manual transmission. I think I've owned only one vehicle that had an automatic and that vehicle was sold within a year.

I can't dance. I'd love to be graceful and light on my feet like Fred Astaire and the like.
 
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