I would like to thank Al Gore

[Saint Peter]

for reminding me to vote with such a friendly phone call. I would also like to thanks all the other countless dumbass political maroons that have called me in the past weeks.

Your ads are not enough. Your flyers are not enough. Your sound bites and buttons and billboards and baby kissings are not enough. Now my phone?

Who is listed on the caller ID when Al Gore calls?
Number Unknown

 

[mbb308]

I'm glad I live in a state where they can project the winners at 7:01 and never be wrong. It saves on my phone getting rung by the old school hacks.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

for reminding me to vote with such a friendly phone call. I would also like to thanks all the other countless dumbass political maroons that have called me in the past weeks.

Your ads are not enough. Your flyers are not enough. Your sound bites and buttons and billboards and baby kissings are not enough. Now my phone?

Who is listed on the caller ID when Al Gore calls?
Number Unknown

Who did you want to call? Arnold Schwarzenegger?

 

[Saint Peter]

Re: Re: I would like to thank Al Gore

Who did you want to call? Arnold Schwarzenegger?

Was he the guy that invented the internet?

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Re: Re: Re: I would like to thank Al Gore

Was he the guy that invented the internet?

Well, Dick Cheney invented Al Gore.

 

[teddybear4play]

The president left a message on my answering machine.

I immediately put on a cowboy hat and started saying "nukular" instead of "nuclear."

TB4p

 

[Lost Cause]

Here, here!

How many millions of dollars have both sides spent for airtime/signs/buttons/stickers? (900million) How many public projects could have been funded with it? How much progress could the researchers on Aids/Cancer/Alzheimers etc.....have done? We need to reform the advertising for this circus, maybe networks donating airtime for tax breaks? Maybe other businesses donating materials for ad space and tax breaks?

Nobody called me, the LP can't afford it!

 

[Spinaroonie]

Re: Here, here!

How many millions of dollars have both sides spent for airtime/signs/buttons/stickers? (900million) How many public projects could have been funded with it? How much progress could the researchers on Aids/Cancer/Alzheimers etc.....have done? We need to reform the advertising for this circus, maybe networks donating airtime for tax breaks? Maybe other businesses donating materials for ad space and tax breaks?

Nobody called me, the LP can't afford it!

GOOD FUCKING LORD.

Lost Cause, this is hyperbole at it's worst.

"Oh, the money could've gone to projects". God. This post is of amazingly low quality. The money belongs to different people. Hell, this money was used to put people to work, something you always bitch about.

 

[christianne]

I heard the funniest thing on the radio. A woman played her answering machine tape and on it was a woman urging her to vote for "Frank Lutenberg" and then you could hear somebody yelling in the background "It's Lautenberg!!!!!!." And then the woman said "Lutenberg" again and the other person yelled "Lautenberg!!" again. It was fucking awesome.

Note to candidates: Make sure your telemarkers know how to pronounce your name.

BTW: Lutenberg/Lautenberg won in N.J. Dems sure stole that one!