I would like to officially go on record...

[Guest]

and say Men Suck the Big Fat One. In fact, they can suck it and then swallow.



Mr. "If You Need a Friend I Will Always Be There For You".... has basically been avoiding me like the plague since he escorted me to my mom's funeral. He hasn't responded to any of my emails or text messages, other than an occasional 'yes' or 'no', but no detailed answers to my "is everything ok?", "did I do/say something wrong" etc, etc.

this is the same Mr. "I believe humans are not psychologically monogamous by nature".. so lets be fuck buddies and no strings attached... moves an out of work stripper into his house, because she lost her apartment... and then decides he's not meant to be in a relationship cuz they 'never work out'. Well fucking duh. Look at who your choices have been, it's no wonder.

and the very same guy, Mr. "When I Dream of Romantic Things I dream of You".. I just discovered, spent 3 days and 2 nights at the coast. With someone else.

 

[lickerish]

Yeah, anyways. That was me if you couldn't tell by the bitch and moan style.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Never mind. Sarcasm no longer relevant.

 

[perks]

hugging you. I am sorry for your pain, lick.

 

[shynsexy]

Yeah, anyways. That was me if you couldn't tell by the bitch and moan style.

if you need anyone to talk to, pm me i am going through almost the same thing. really.

 

[lickerish]

No really, post yer sarcasm.. make my day. ( )

Thanks for the hug Perk.. I'm not too *hurt*, just frustrated that I look good enough to fuck , but not to show off in public on his arm. Ya know?

Thanks shy, but it's okay.. I'm just in a bitching mode and the board is generally receptive and forgiving.

 

[lickerish]

Rambling Rose, I fucking love your av.


Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.

Today is a good Fuck word day.

 

[perks]

Thanks for the hug Perk.. I'm not too *hurt*, just frustrated that I look good enough to fuck , but not to show off in public on his arm. Ya know?

ahhhhhhhh... I know that feeling

I've been in the secondary, but nothing serious category a lot of times in my life. It's quite frustrating. Gurl, he's not good enough for you to show off on your arm. Got it?

 

[Rambling Rose]

Re: sarcasm

I just had a laugh at the silliness of 'Unregistered' officially going on the record for anything. I wouldn't be mean to you for all the tea in China, lickerish stick.

And regarding av's...back atcha, baby!

 

[just pet]

I'm sorry Lickerish... been there myself... you deserve for someone to appreciate how wonderful you are... ex-stripper, eh? That shows his depth of character. Perhaps you need a new "picker" to pick a worthy man who will worship and adore you for the Goddess you are

pet

 

[AzureAngel]

Oh come on. Men are wonderful. Honorable. caring. Trustworthy. Charming. Sexy. Rich. And... and...

Yeah. I don't care much for us, sometimes, either. Yay team balls.

 

[freakygirl]

Lickerish *hugs*

If it makes you feel any better.. I'd rather take you out.. show you off then take you home and fuck you

 

[SXCRgirl]

*huge hugs* I'm sorry that you're going through this Lick. I, too, have been through something similar. You know, all the profession of love, and then, dropped like a hot potato. *shrug* It took me a while to get over it, but I don't know if you really get over it. I still have feelings for him - and I think I always will.

But, you dust yourself up and say that he doesn't deserve you. Deep down inside, you know he doesn't.

Just my 0.02.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.

Today is a good Fuck word day.

Ok then fuck me on AIM

(I got three lines into the ramble and realized it was you)

 

[LadyG]

Yes

Still going through it.

Mr "I will always be there for you" until a problem comes up.

And I believed him with all my heart.

 

[SXCRgirl]

Hey LadyG,

Are you sure you're not talking about my ex-guy?

I was quite sure he said the same thing. I believed him too. LOL... what a fool I was!

 

[LadyG]

From what I now know it wouldn't surprise me in the least

 

[Guest]

You deserve better, lickysplit.

He's a butt pirate.

I got ya back, girlie!

 

[Cheyenne]

Mr. "If You Need a Friend I Will Always Be There For You".... has basically been avoiding me like the plague since he escorted me to my mom's funeral. He hasn't responded to any of my emails or text messages, other than an occasional 'yes' or 'no', but no detailed answers to my "is everything ok?", "did I do/say something wrong" etc, etc.

Oh boy, does THAT sound familiar. I wish I had a dollar for every time I've asked the "did I do/say something wrong?" question. I already know the answer will always be "no, of course not." But still I ask the question like I'll maybe get a different answer to it.

Save your time, Lickerish. He isn't worth putting yourself down in your thoughts. Whatever bug is up his ass really does most likely have nothing to do with you! By the way, I'm great at giving the advice but just not at following it myself.

 

[erosman]

men are so unfuckingbelievably full of shit.

Why do you women believe our bullshit lines? Every last fucking one of us, on every fucking occasion will tell you what you want to hear, just to get whatever the fuck we want.

It's hell to be as fucked up as we are. Do us a favor. Put us out of our misery.

 

[SXCRgirl]

LadyG, amen! Nuff said.

Well erosman, I think it's because we ladies want to believe. At least I know I did. Then you wake up from your own nightmare and realize that you were in it all by yourself. *shrug*

It happens.

 

[SimplySouthern]

The butt pirate comment was me.

Unregistered my ass!

 

[lickerish]

Gurl, he's not good enough for you to show off on your arm. Got it?

Got it Perky-gurl! But he's sooooo cute... *pouty lip*


Chef, figures when I'm here.. you're not. BTW, I knew you'd know.. you already knew some of the details.


And erosman, kiss my ass.. okay, I will amend that Most of the jackass men.. err.. guys I've met.. suck, not all men. And it's stupid because none of them fall under the same 'bad boy' demeanor... so I can't be blamed for picking the wrong kind of guy this time. You're right, all men will say sweet nothings to get a piece of ass, every time. It's your fault I'm becoming a lesbian.

Save your time, Lickerish. He isn't worth putting yourself down in your thoughts.

I know.. I know Cheyenne. Everytime I fall hard for someone, it always ends up one-sided.. even though it doesn't start out that way. Then I get all stupid sad... so then I swear off guys until someone comes along and is all "oh my god you are so sweet and cute and I gotta be with you. Which ends up being "you know.. lights off, sweaty, with you.. not be seen in public with you." Then I wisen up and swear off guys again.. over and over. Someday i will learn my lesson. Yeah.


Ahhhhh, my sweet simplysouthern honeybuns.. got my back eh? Be better if you had my front dontcha think?

 

[paphian]

A hesitant reply...

I wasn't gonna reply to this. This is really not something I even care to be thinking about lately.

But I have to say, "I empathize, Lickerish. There's lots of assholes out there."

Some of them are female. Having "been there, done that, got the t-shirt" fucking twice in succession now (yep, I'm a slow learner, apparently). I can say categorically that men haven't got the exclusive option on this sort of behavior.

I've just tried to post why I make that statement, and found I can't even do it. Shit.

Let's just say this: I haven't given up hope that somewhere, out there, is a woman willing to give as good as she gets. And I don't mean that in a "tit-for-tat" fashion (like: something bad) but in the sense that she's willing to reciprocate in equal measure what she hopes to get from a relationship.

Arrgghh. Usually, I'm coherent. I'll just shut up now.

 

[lickerish]

No, paphian, it's okay.. I get what you mean.. I think



I'm not really being a jealous, played, man- hating bee-atch.. I just play one on TV.