I will not have a spastic bowel.

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ChilledVodka said:
Where is the fun in that?
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This thread is for the anal-averse.







Not that there is anything wrong with that.
 
MissTaken said:
YOu must drink lots of water to make everything work properly ;)
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Or you can try it in the other direction, and get your ass filled with juicy cum.
 
phrodeau said:
Is this what being a regular poster is all about?
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I believe it is scientifically proven that a regular poster on Lit is full of roughage, yes.




There is SO much to learn... in so little time.
 
hotlittlegirlwv said:
LMAO

That's sig line worthy! :D
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But you first have to get approval from msmuffett66. She copywrites ALL my sig lines.







(Lessee, adding yours hotlittlegirlwv, that would make it a total of... TWO)
 
Re: Re: I will not have a spastic bowel.

Batchoohus said:
bran muffins
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Chock full of ground up walnuts, with lots of dripping butter, and jelly, and jam, all with a hot cup of java with cream and sugar...







(Excuse me while I go to the bathroom...)
 
Re: Re: I will not have a spastic bowel.

lilminx said:
Hey now- you can have a spastic bowel even if you eat lots of roughage.
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This is a preventative medicine thread, lilminx.

So either shit or get off the pot.
 
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ProofreadManx said:
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Chock full of ground up walnuts, with lots of dripping butter, and jelly, and jam, all with a hot cup of java with cream and sugar...







(Excuse me while I go to the bathroom...)

raisins
 
Re: Re: Re: I will not have a spastic bowel.

ProofreadManx said:
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This is a preventative medicine thread, lilminx.

So either shit or get off the pot.
Ok, ok...


FiberOne cereal.
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: I will not have a spastic bowel.

lilminx said:
Ok, ok...


FiberOne cereal.
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*Sigh*... I was hoping you'd say anal intercourse.
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I will not have a spastic bowel.

ProofreadManx said:
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And... PRUNES!

one two or three at the most per day.....
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I will not have a spastic bowel.

ProofreadManx said:
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*Sigh*... I was hoping you'd say anal intercourse.
That makes you crap? I never knew...
 
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Batchoohus said:
one two or three at the most per day.....
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And boiled!
 
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lilminx said:
That makes you crap? I never knew...

LOLO

way too much information
 
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lilminx said:
That makes you crap? I never knew...
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You're teasing me, right?
 
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ProofreadManx said:
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And boiled!
eat all your meat or you can't have any pudding....

prune Whip
 
Wouldn't spastic bowel make someone a groovy dancer? Puttin a little shake in their booty?
 
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