I will always wonder, why is it that

[KillerMuffin]

Why do people read my profile on my member page, say, wow, loved your profile. Got a pic? What size are your boobs?


Jeez.

 

[Paendragon]

I was wondering, you got a pic? What size are your boobs?

 

[juicylips]

Well, at least they don't ask just how juicy your lips are!!

Guys seem to like my interest also.

JL

 

[Cheyenne]

Why do people read my profile on my member page, say, wow, loved your profile. Got a pic? What size are your boobs?

Just post a pic in your profile- it cuts down on such requests.

 

[bluespoke]

Why do people read my profile on my member page, say, wow, loved your profile. Got a pic? What size are your boobs?


Jeez.

If they can't read the part of your profile that says no pics there's little chance of them wanting anything but pics - and preferably the sort with no joined up writing!

 

[SilverVeil]

I always get : What's behind the silver veil ?

Like that is sooo original and funny after the 1st 20 times.

 

[Zamdrist]

Why do people read my profile on my member page, say, wow, loved your profile. Got a pic? What size are your boobs?

Jeez.

You just have a big boobs attitude about you, it just eminates from you're posts. Can't you all see it?

 

[Debbie]

Re: Re: I will always wonder, why is it that

You just have a big boobs attitude about you, it just eminates from you're posts. Can't you all see it?

I don't see it. The pink gun scares me.
What emanates from KM's posts for me?
RESPECT. Yes Ma'am!
But I hear it in KM's audio stuff. That voice?
boobs through and through.

(I just want to know if she wears thigh
high boots when she changes the truck's oil)

 

[april-wine]

Hmmmmmm try hi April.......May......I?

Ughhhhhhhh I grew up with this name lol.....You think maybe I haven't heard the month reference a couple billion times?....And uh no Einstein you aren't the first genius to come up with it.....

 

[just pet]

I am known as wild_orchid in most venues and now ignore the geniuses that ask ... "how wild are you?" and "did you know there was a movie by that name?" Whatever happened to "I think your poetry is great"... I fall for that line every time...

pet

 

[CarolineOh]

I had someone write to me and say I didn't look Japanese in my profile picture. He thought that was my name, Caroline Oh.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[riff]

Some of us love tits as much as we do ass.

 

[VanB]

You write interesting posts, good stories and have a bit of an attitude. In short you're interesting so who gives a fuck if you've got big boobs or what you look like.

IMHO of course

 

[lobito]

I'm amazed when I get pm's from people wanting a full size pic of my azz for their windows desktop. And that's just the one guy.

Lo

 

[Rambling Rose]

"I'd loooooooooove to make you blush"

 

[MaxSebastian]

Well I get people sending feedback about my stories asking if I'm really female.

Certain really 'clever' guys even suggest that 'Max' stands for Maxine and then, before I even get a chance to reply with the truth, set about trying to chat me up.

This disturbs me.

Rack off, Bozo, I have a cock.

 

[carrie-on]

I always get "carrie-on? want to carry on with me?"

 

[Vinny]

My profile

I always hear "are you in the military" I respond and tell them no it was my holloween costume

 

[DopeyAngel]

Hmmm........is there something wrong with me? I don't get anything! Not even hideous chat-up lines.......Must be my av that puts ppl off.....yup that's what it is.........damnit.......

 

[Aphrodisiac]

I always seem to get

" you are my kind of aphrodisiac" and the ever popular

" so what is the hottests state " and they will follow with some icky comment about hot.

 

[Silverlily]

Trust me -

nothing gets older or less amusing than "here kitty, kitty".


Solution - there's nothing in my profile.

 

[Buffman]

two reasons- #1) so many guys have an I.Q. somewhere in the vicinity of a bra size and are (for some reason) endlessly fascinated by tits alone- they could be on a headless body and it wouldn't matter to these jerk offs, and, #2) so many people just plain suck. Oh well. It can make life interesting.

 

[MaxSebastian]

Hey you missed out that other reason: so many people in this world think they're actually comedians who just didn't get the break that Richard Pryor or Robin Williams did.

Authors - how many times do you see this in your feedback:

Keep it up! (no pun intended)

Not that I don't love to hear from amateur comedians, of course. I'd just like them to get a few more gags.