I *WAS* the first threadbumper - but i am *not* the one causing trouble now.

cymbidia

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Today, Wednesday the 13, between about noon and 2pm, Pacific Standard Time, i bumped up a bunch of old threads.

I did it to get the goddamned ugly malicious nasty rotgut boring *bratcat*/Cath!/dangergirl bullshit off page 1.

Cath is back, as we all know, and feeding like a parasite on the controversy. Any attention is better than none in her world.

So i bumped up a bunch of old threads, threads that were interesting, topical, funny, amusing, or cool when they were new. Yes, i stole the idea from when modestmouse did it to a bunch of my old threads for Chey's sake a few weeks ago. Imitation... sincere... flattery...

I bumped them so people could begin to draw back, to regroup, to get some space and leave the ugly Cath crap alone. No one except her wants to live there day after day.

Tonight i noticed that someone using the nick i used earlier, and the line i used to bump them with was bumping more threads... but only the controversial threads, nothing of the calming, easing, kind, funny threads. Only those dealing with *bc*/Cath/dangergirl.

I immediately went to try to register the nick - but it's been registered already. Whomever is using it right now intends to keep it.

I tired to register another nick, a similar nick, under which i could make this confession but i can't get it registered.

And i want to come clean about not having *anything at all* to do with bumping up the nasty stuff.

I wouldn't.

I don't want to keep it going.

It needs to die.

Someone, however, wants to keep it all in the light. Onstage. Up on page one forever. Who could that be?

I am not sure.
I do not know.
I am not going to put energy into it.

It is not, however, me.

This is the first and last time, i think, that i do any trolling. I don't like it. It's not fun. It was okay when i thought i was doing a good thing but it's all turned bad now and i hate that i had any part in this.

Fuck you, and not in a fun way, to whomever is keeping this going. You're perverted, and not in a good way. If this is more of your dirty tricks oh-innocent-"but i was sleeping!" Cath then you're more in need of professional psychiatric help than the rest of us have alreadytold you over and over and over that you need. (And i saw you posting until just before this threadbumper showed up, too, btw. I was just lurking... you must have thought i was gone, hmmm?)

So, i've come clean and now i wash my hands of this mess. I still think bumping all that garbage off page 1 today was necessary - but regret it gave the idea to whomever the sick fuck is who has decided to use it to bump the Cath-trash back up.
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I had wondered about some of the old threads after I posted on a few of them. LOL You would think I would have learned huh?

This too shall pass. Your motives were in the right place.

Happy Valentine's Day. Go give yourself a big hug and do something special.
 
i think someone needs a new kitty!

new kitties are cute and cuddly!!

:D
 
Actually, I enjoyed some of the old threads and had considered bumping some threads myself.

However, I just didn't have the time.
 
I've been bumping some of the old huge threads without really knowing much about the story; I just skip to the last page and add some dumb comment, then run away.
 
cymbidia said:
So i bumped up a bunch of old threads, threads that were interesting, topical, funny, amusing, or cool when they were new. Yes, i stole the idea from when modestmouse did it to a bunch of my old threads for Chey's sake a few weeks ago. Imitation... sincere... flattery...


Huh?

I remember him bumping some of your old threads, but I don't think it had anything to do with me at the time.
Although I can see where you might remember it incorrectly, since I do tend to face flame threads started about me every few months. That would have been a good guess! :)
 
cymbidia

You can't have one without the other.
Some of us are as tired of you as we are of her.
 
well

Just as a bystander, I saw some of those bumped up threads and wondered what the fuck? But not only did the threads you didn't like Cym get pushed off page one, but other threads may have also that were interesting too.

I understand what you were trying to do, but I feel as though I am able to avoid the threads that I myself don't want to read or post to. I really don't understand the need to do that. I'm a big boy and I can decide which to read and which to avoid.

The stupid threads will fall off if people avoid them. If they don't avoid them, that means they want to post and they should be able to without someone bumping them off.

Not a grip, except to say You ment well perhaps, but I can take it from here thanks.
 
For those that have missed the drama, here is the action so far:

Bratcat, a sexually capricious married lady from B.C. pissed off Cymbidia, a strange and sensitive soul who happens to appreciate the bondage arts from the submissive angle.

Bratcat has many personas including Cath! and most recently Dangergirl.

Yesterday, a troll (an unregistered shit stirrer), decided to inform the 3 people who didn't know that Dangergirl was Bratcat (no fucking way!).

Cymbidia, in a fit of fairness, became Thread Bumper in an attempt to drive the nutty troll's crap off the board. It didn't work and just created more sludge, like "Who Is Thread Bumper?"

Cym. has now fessed up to her role and has been forgiven by the those that matter. Bratcat is back to her role as a flirt.

The universe still rotates clockwise.

Unless you're Australian.


Continue.....
 
I agree with Tim1... while random happy thread bumping seems like a good idea, who is anyone to decide what should/should not be on page one. If I don't want to read the crap, I'm capable of using search to find crap I do want to read.

So, Cym, I know you're intentions were good, but we're all grownups here, and we can make these decisions on our own. Ok? :)

And this thread is just one more snack for someone as hungry for attention as the one from BC.... If she wants to post here, let her post here. Who the fuck cares really? It's a public board. Wasting bandwidth, reading time, personal time, and energy on trying to 'out' or 'oust' her is just silly.

I know she hurt you Cym. And gods know you have a right to be angry. But show you're a bigger person and rise above, even if it's only a facade.
 
Can't tell the players without a scorecard

Marxist said:
For those that have missed the drama, here is the action so far:
Bratcat, a sexually capricious married lady from B.C. pissed off Cymbidia, a strange and sensitive soul who happens to appreciate the bondage arts from the submissive angle.
Bratcat has many personas including Cath! and most recently Dangergirl.
Yesterday, a troll (an unregistered shit stirrer), decided to inform the 3 people who didn't know that Dangergirl was Bratcat (no fucking way!).
Cymbidia, in a fit of fairness, became Thread Bumper in an attempt to drive the nutty troll's crap off the board. It didn't work and just created more sludge, like "Who Is Thread Bumper?"
Cym. has now fessed up to her role and has been forgiven by the those that matter. Bratcat is back to her role as a flirt.
The universe still rotates clockwise.
Unless you're Australian.
Continue.....
These are the days of our lives? Marxist, are you doing color commentary too?
 
This is the first and last time, i think, that i do any trolling. I don't like it. It's not fun. It was okay when i thought i was doing a good thing but it's all turned bad now and i hate that i had any part in this.

no thanks, i just had a bananna
 
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I agree

I agree with what cymbidia said about cath from b.c. I would also like to add that the pain that cath causes could be directed at any one of us and we need to support cymbidia. And hey, marxist . . . I don't think that cymbidia is "strange," but rather honest in her desires. :)
 
CYMBIDIA

I don't hate you, boo, for what you've done. Hell, I'm no where near pissed, in fact.
What bugs the everloving shit out of me is that thousands have bumped threads like "SOMETHING NEW AND DIFFERENT" ,"A BRIEF DISCRIPTION OF YOURSELF", and such threads that refuse to die. Yet no one says shit about it.

But let another unpopular or semi-popular thread get bumped onto the 1st page of the board and the almighty Literotican Lynch Mob dresses in their robes and proceed to crucify the guilty individual who posted on it.
 
Thank you!

Thanks Marxist for the condensed version. I don't frequent this General Board much. But every time I did, it seemed bratcat was involved in some type of spat with someone. But the "someone" always seemed to change. Bratcat remained the constant.

Perhaps you might start and update a "Latest News thread" for those of us that don't visit here that often.

A pleasant evening to all!
 
p.s. Cym didn't have to confess she bumped any of the threads, you know.

I wasn't here when she did it yesterday, so it didn't bother me. But it probably wouldn't have bothered me too much even if I had been here. I'd just skip them and move on, or have fun with an old thread that I hadn't seen in a long time.
 
Clarification:

I'd prefer my name not be associated with this bullshit but too late.

I, some time ago, bumped a number of threads started by Cymbidia. THis wasn't to replace any other threads, but rather to appease Siren's contention that they had been deleted when she couldnt find them. I don'y think she ever looked.

Cheyenne had no involvement in my bumping except for commenting on my explanation that followed several days later. My bumping had no sexondary intention and I only explained because Cym seemed worried about the identity of the bumper.

Now go about feeding the monster.
 
Cym has as much right to bump up "old" threads that she likes as anyone of you has to start new threads.

End of discussion.
 
modest mouse said:
. My bumping had no sexondary intention and I only explained because Cym seemed worried about the identity of the bumper.

Sexondary? Hmmmm... I know that's a typo, but I think I kind of like the new word you created. :)
 
Re: Can't tell the players without a scorecard

kotori said:
These are the days of our lives? Marxist, are you doing color commentary too?

marxist can do the play by play commentary i wanna do the colour stuff
cymbidia is guilty of a form of censorship by bumping innovative and interesting threads back to the top [cool idea by the way ]
certainly better than starting loads of dont read the nasty things that have been said about me by those horrid people threads, that bore the shit back up cows arses. this tactic certainly gets my vote, now if we could only find a way of turning , "i cant believe you said cunt " into the next one that posts on that thread gets it shoved up their shitter sideways [step forward tiggs ;) ] along with the upload feature and a whole shed load of other way beyond their sellby date threads off the board , maybe we can get our brains back in gear and have some fun




does this sound like a rant? hope not i am still feeling far too mellow
 
pagancowgirl said:
I .

So, Cym, I know you're intentions were good, but we're all grownups here, and we can make these decisions on our own. Ok? :)


Not me. I'm gonna be Peter Pan!

I won't grow up!
 
Marxist said:
The universe still rotates clockwise.

Unless you're Australian.


Continue.....

Uh huh.. and the rest of the world will get it right I'm sure.
 
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