I was given my first blowjob...

[Black_Bird]

... and it was *nice.*

I had my best friend's girlfriend ask for it for me... The waitress didn't seem to mind, although she giggled a little bit before she gave it to me...

...

...

I MEAN THE DRINK, PEOPLE!!!

 

[Debbie]

I knew you meant the drink.

I just know you aren't a perv at all. LMAO

But I have to know?

Was the blow job an

Wrigley's Doublemint Blowjob
Type:
Shooter
Ingredients:
1 oz. Kahlua
1/2 oz. Peppermint Schnapps
1 1/2 oz. Cream

Instructions:
Layer in a shot glass.

or an Aggressive blowjob?

http://www.barfliers.com/drinks/VIEW/9160/Aggressive Blowjob/

 

[Black_Bird]

Was the blow job an Wrigley's Doublemint Blowjob or an Aggressive blowjob?

Actually, I have no idea. I just no that they didn't have any whip-cream for it...

 

[christophe]

Damn and I cant wait till I have my first Screaming orgasm!

 

[LRC]

I want.......

SEX WITH THE CAPTAIN





















1 1/2 oz. (4.5 cl) Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum®
1 oz. (3 cl) Amaretto
1 oz. (3 cl) Peach Schnapps
fill Cranberry juice
fill Orange Juice
Build drink in glass over ice. Garnish with a cherry.

But later ... my boss wouldn't like it if I had Sex With The Captain before work.

 

[Guest]

 

[Vivacia]

While in Venice I gave my SO a "bubbly BJ" - he enjoyed it too.... <wicked grin>

For those that haven't tried it, it is soooo easy, take a sip of sparkling wine, and then slip your mouth over him (or her) and the bubbles tickle like mad!

So mine wasn't a cocktail as such, more a Cock tale....lol

 

[plasticman33]

... and it was *nice.*

I had my best friend's girlfriend ask for it for me... The waitress didn't seem to mind, although she giggled a little bit before she gave it to me...

...

...

I MEAN THE DRINK, PEOPLE!!!

In that case it wasn't "given" you had to pay for it!

 

[Jacqline]

What I want to know is..................

Did you drink it with " no hands"?

I don't know why, but when I go out with my friends, the guys love to buy that drink for me.......for some reason, they like to see me put my lips around that shot glass and drink it down........Go figure..............

 

[tn_8tiv]

"Sex on the beach"

Both kinds...drink and real!!!

 

[perks]

Birdie, you fucker

why do I even open your threads?

oh yeah, I'm your stalker...

 

[Black_Bird]

What I want to know is..................

Did you drink it with " no hands"?

I don't know why, but when I go out with my friends, the guys love to buy that drink for me.......for some reason, they like to see me put my lips around that shot glass and drink it down........Go figure..............

That's how you are suppose to drink it...

... I couldn't get my damn mouth around the shot glass. Funny thing is, my doc martins fit PERFECTLY.

 

[Black_Bird]

Birdie, you fucker

why do I even open your threads?

oh yeah, I'm your stalker...

Have to do your job, darling.

 

[Black_Bird]

Actually, I have no idea. I just know that they didn't have any whip-cream for it...

[Edit: Don't post while half blitzed, people. You end up writing "no" when you mean "know... Not to mention the threads about blow jobs.]

 

[Calamity Jane]

Actually, I have no idea. I just no that they didn't have any whip-cream for it...

Then it wasn't done right. I insist you come over here right now for a proper blow job!

 

[Black_Bird]

Then it wasn't done right. I insist you come over here right now for a proper blow job!

Yes ma'am.

Now why don't you show me that "No Hands" trick... I can't quite figure that one out.

 

[Jacqline]

Then it wasn't done right. I insist you come over here right now for a proper blow job!

.........and who will be providing the whipped cream?

 

[Calamity Jane]

Yes ma'am.

Now why don't you show me that "No Hands" trick... I can't quite figure that one out.

you have to open your mouth... run your tongue around the rim or the... errmmm.. glass... and then oh so lightly grasp with your teeth... sucking slightly to hold on... slowly raise your head... and swallow as the yummyness slides down your throat.

got it now?

 

[Black_Bird]

you have to open your mouth... run your tongue around the rim or the... errmmm.. glass... and then oh so lightly grasp with your teeth... sucking slightly to hold on... slowly raise your head... and swallow as the yummyness slides down your throat.

got it now?

Hmm... I think so.

So, when are they going to cum up with a "licktheslit" drink?

 

[Calamity Jane]

Hmm... I think so.

So, when are they going to cum up with a "licktheslit" drink?

Tell ya what. You create it, we'll trade blowjobs and slit licks and compare notes.

 

[Black_Bird]

Tell ya what. You create it, we'll trade blowjobs and slit licks and compare notes.

Deal!

*runs off to the liquor store... stops... runs back* Um... Should it be fruity, spicy, creamy, or a little bit of all of those? Never mind... I've answered my own question.

Oh.. you mean... um...

 

[Calamity Jane]

Should it be fruity, spicy, creamy, or a little bit of all of those?

You're definitely on the right track darlin.

 

[Jacqline]

It's definitely time for you two to get a room!

 

[Black_Bird]

It's definitely time for you two to get a room!

*Chuckles* You've never seen me in action... I will cyber on a public forum. I've done it before, I'll do it again!

I'm really a white dove... but you can only get dirty so many times before the black beings to stain your feathers.

 

[Aphrodisiac]

1st Blow ...

A bunch of my friends went out drinking ... needless to say we ended up @ some bar where all they served were shots. Our guy friends hook up with the bartender & she kept lining up shots for us. My first shot was a "blowjob" ... we did the whole hands behind our backs ... licking the rim .. and taking it all in & swallowing.

Not only did I have more then my share of blow jobs, I also had multiple orgasms ... and what got me @ the end of the night was a 3 legged monkey !!!