I was a good girl today. . . .

[cutie pie]

I didn't log on to LIT once while I was at work! Not once. Didn't even peak. OK, by the end of the day I was jittery and all I could think of was getting home.

I made numerous traffic violations on the way home.

Didn't I read somewhere about Lit Anon??? When's the next meeting? Are ya taking new members??

 

[plasticman33]

Next meeting is Thursday night in the basement of the Lutheran Church. They'll explain the 12 step program to you then!

 

[cutie pie]

You mean I have to leave the house?!?
Can I at least bring my laptop? . . .ya know, to take notes.

 

[bluespoke]

You mean I have to leave the house?!?
Can I at least bring my laptop? . . .ya know, to take notes.

Laptops are forbidden on pain of a good spanking.

( I just know that's a mistake!)

 

[cutie pie]

Big Mistake

Laptops are forbidden on pain of a good spanking.

( I just know that's a mistake!)

You obviously missed this one. . .

http://literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=66708

A good spanking would definitely NOT be a deterrant!

 

[plasticman33]

You peeked! That's one of the 1st steps, we try to spank the addiction out of you!

 

[bluespoke]

Re: Big Mistake

You obviously missed this one. . .

http://literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=66708

A good spanking would definitely NOT be a deterrant!

Oh well, after Plasticman has tried to spank it out of you, second course is hold the meeting in a hall with no electrical supply, just lots of candles dripping hot wet wax.

(she can't possibly find another thread?)

 

[cutie pie]

perks up

Oh well, after Plasticman has tried to spank it out of you, second course is hold the meeting in a hall with no electrical supply, just lots of candles dripping hot wet wax.

(she can't possibly find another thread?)

WAX? Did somebody say wax???

Wait, I just KNOW there's a thread here somewhere. . .



(sshhhhh, be quiet, they'll never guess that I've been dying to try it . . . .)

 

[plasticman33]

Ah ha, now you know step two! Slowly dripping hot wax on your nipples.

 

[bluespoke]

Re: perks up

WAX? Did somebody say wax???

Wait, I just KNOW there's a thread here somewhere. . .



(sshhhhh, be quiet, they'll never guess that I've been dying to try it . . . .)

And the third and most dastardly course is a five hour joint speech from George Bush and Tony Blair.

(I'll call the sanatorium)

 

[cutie pie]

Mmmmmmmm

Ah ha, now you know step two! Slowly dripping hot wax on your nipples.

oh, yes! I like program already!! Are you going to walk me through all the steps, plasticman?

Do I dare ask what step 3 is?

 

[plasticman33]

Hmmmm, step three, the rite of the feather plumes.......

 

[cutie pie]

Hmmmm, step three, the rite of the feather plumes.......

Tingling, shivering. . .sounds too good to be true.

I thought this was a recovery program, not a journey of my wildest fantasies. . .