I Want To Tape You Fucking...How Much?

[Marxist]

No, I don't produce amateur porn (yet) but I was reading STG's thread and wondered what was everyone's price.

And don't think you don't have a price. Everybody does. Just admit it.

 

[Cath!]

I could be taped...just not by you!

 

[Purple Haze]

One Million Dollars.

When do we start?

 

[Marxist]

I could be taped...just not by you!

What did I ever do to you? What DIDN'T I do to you?

 

[seXieleXie]

depends on who would see it.

if there was no way any of my family members, employers (present and future), and teachers would ever see it, i'd do it for ~$10,00

 

[WriterDom]

1,000 if it's for your enjoyment only to be immediately erased and I get to pick the Lit woman of my choice. Otherwise, I'd say a 100,000, but I better I better say a million cause she'd want a cut also.

 

[Cath!]

What DIDN'T I do to you?

*sigh* I will never tell...

 

[nasty]

Uh...

How about I pay for a lover, and, I just give you the damn tape?

 

[EthiopianPrince]

I said $5 cause I would do it for free. I'd like someone to tape me and my girlfriend going at it. If I didn't come from such a respectable family, porn star would be the career for me!

 

[estevie]

Aww shucks, Marxist...you don't have to pay me!

Well, a plane ticket to Atlanta and you don't mind if I bolt over to see Southern when we are done, do ya?

 

[AusTess]

Turn up at my house.
i'll feed you first,supply you with beer,rub your feet and set up the camera for you.
Then all you need to do is sit back and uh,focus.

I cant imagne charging a cracker for it.*L*
This,i guess,makes me weird.

 

[KillerMuffin]

$10,000 and you have to use a stunt pussy.

 

[Marxist]

$10,000 and you have to use a stunt pussy.

KM, Is this your subtle way of saying what I've thought all along? I mean if you've got a dick just fucking say so.


AusTess, I'm speechless. That's the most generous offer I've heard this or any other millenium.

estevie, that was a dagger. Why not just get "Southern" tattooed on your forehead?

 

[Karmic]

free.

 

[seXieleXie]

so how much to capture you on film, marxist?

 

[AusTess]

AusTess, I'm speechless. That's the most generous offer I've heard this or any other millenium.

I'd even let you watch the sports channel after it was all over.

I'm just a generous kinda girl.

 

[lobito]

I don't have that kind of money for people to be taping me, and besides won't it hurt when the tape comes off?

 

[estevie]

On my forehead??? nahhhh, though I am thinking of getting a new tat...hmmm, I'll have to think about that...I'll get back to ya on that one!


Trust me, Marxist...you better just stick with the body...the heart comes with a bitch attatched to it!

 

[Marxist]

so how much to capture you on film, marxist?

If no one was to see it that mattered (employer, family, friends) $10,000 would help me get over my fears.

If someone were to know from my circle, $1,000,000 is somewhere in the right neighborhood.

Sexy, the way you worded that question made me sound like a rare sexual Gorillah. Thanx.

 

[KillerMuffin]

No, it's just a clever reference to the only good thing that really ugly porn guy, whatshisface, ever did. What's his name? Jizzmaster Zero? Jeremy Irons? Ron Reagan? Ron Jeremy. Oops, my bad.

I wouldn't do it.

But, if I were I guy, you could suck my dick and I wouldn't charge you.

 

[Mike Hammer]

$10,000 and you have to use a stunt pussy.

Is Evil Cuntneivil still available?

 

[estevie]

Is Evil Cuntneivil still available?

ROFLMAO

 

[nasty]

so how much to capture you on film, marxist?

I think you should answer your own question. I mean, I don't need proof. I've got the evidence in my room. Oh, and I promised Lexie I wouldn't sell that tape for anything. Sorry.

 

[seXieleXie]

Sexy, the way you worded that question made me sound like a rare sexual Gorillah. Thanx.

natural geographics offered me fifty bucks to get some footage of you displaying your mating habits. how about i promise censor out your face and we can split the money?

 

[Marxist]

natural geographics offered me fifty bucks to get some footage of you displaying your mating habits. how about i promise censor out your face and we can split the money?

Sounds like you're trying to pimp me.










Ok.