I want to go on a date...

[Guest]

 

[His_kitty]

Shh...hon, you know that your cleavage is ALWAYS on my mind!

I'm trying to lure him into our web of depravity.

I know, but sometimes I like to milk it and see what happens

 

[His_kitty]

now, now ladies... no need to pout.

I'd be more than willing to give up this candy cane to the both of you. Of course, I would have to make sure you shared properly.

But what if one wants to nibble and the other preferred to suck?

 

[Eumenides]

But what if one wants to nibble and the other preferred to suck?

I think there is room for both!

 

[Guest]

 

[Eumenides]

Simultaneous...what a good adjective!

 

[His_kitty]

Simultaneous...what a good adjective!

I liked that as well. *g*

 

[Guest]

 

[Wiggles]

Wiggles - I would take you on a full expense paid date anytime.

Oh wait! You do like Thai food don't you? Or at least Chinese?

I love chinese food. :0)

Thank you! That's sweet. I'm not really cheap, it's the being spoiled part I like. lol

Ok, yeah, I'm also a tight wad.

 

[Eumenides]

Wait till you see my dangling participle.

I love it when people talk dirty grammar to me!

 

[Guest]

 

[Eumenides]

May I suggest group conjugation?

Are you prepositioning us?

 

[Guest]

 

[Eumenides]

Only if you two show me your diphthongs.

That's an article I would display. Though it will be verby expensive for you.

 

[Guest]

 

[Eumenides]

Well, lets just Gerund that up the flag pole and see where it gets us.


-groan- (I am officially reaching)

Reaching is good if you're reaching for the right thing.

 

[Guest]

 

[Eumenides]

...and if I'm good does that mean the Subordinate Clause will bring me a gift?

He'll wrap an action verb in a nice package and leave it at your feet...

 

[Agent99]

I hate to Interject, but you two need to either get a room or find someplace to remove your Articles of clothing. It is obvious you are working your way towards some kind of Conjunction.

The Subject of this thread has turned into the Object of your desires which is Predicated on simple Compl(e)ments. I don't question your Attributes, but it is Imperative that you be careful to not split any infinitives.

 

[Eumenides]

I hate to Interject, but you two need to either get a room or find someplace to remove your Articles of clothing. It is obvious you are working your way towards some kind of Conjunction.

The Subject of this thread has turned into the Object of your desires which is Predicated on simple Compl(e)ments. I don't question your Attributes, but it is Imperative that you be careful to not split any infinitives.

I think that you're just jealous that the preposition was to me and Kitty. I just know that you would love to have the infinitve erotic encounter with MP over there. But, if you are verby good, I might just share my grammatical bounty with a woman as verbose as yourself. You might actually get to see my dipthong, too.

 

[Guest]

 

[Eumenides]

OK.... it's official.

I'm out of grammatical references.

Me too, if you'll notice--I was recycling.

 

[Guest]

 

[Eumenides]

I wasn't going to mention it.......

But it's true. Let's see, what other references can we make? Non-grammatical. The possibilities are endless...

 

[LordMagicMan]

So where would you like to go on a date?