I want my Mommy!

[ExLimey]

NOT IN THAT WAY YOU SICK PERV!

My parents left this afternoon after a three week visit. First few days were tough, such a disruption to my usual routine. Now, I miss them. Back to my boring life. I've got to find some way to cheer up my dog. His grandfather took him for a walk everyday and his little world has come crumbling down because it's back to that twice a year walk from his father.

On the bright side, I can start masturbating again. I've got a lot of time to make up for!

 

[SweetCherry]

Might I suggest hiring a dog walker and buying a big bottle of lube then? It might make your life a bit easier for the next while.

 

[ExLimey]

Might I suggest hiring a dog walker and buying a big bottle of lube then? It might make your life a bit easier for the next while.

Re: Dog Walker - for the last three weeks he's barely acknowledged me and sure as hell doesn't obey me anymore. Now that we're back to just us, he's going to have to. So hiring a walker is out of the question.

Re: Lube - since something wasn't chopped off at birth, it's unnecessary.

 

[SweetCherry]

Damn, I never come up with any good ideas. Just ignore me and pretend I was never here.