I want Laurel and Manu to adopt me.

[Dillinger]

Then I can live in the shadow of their server and bask in the legendary Literotica hospitality.

I'll even do chores. Help keep the place clean. I'll take out the trash (you know, the trolls and stuff).

I'm quite good with my hands... and other things.

Really - I wouldn't be a bother, I promise.

 

[Mensa]

You'd have to live in a "cat-house".

 

[Marxist]

There's little laundry (Manu nor Laurel wear undies) and I don't think they have a cat basket big enough for ya in the Kitty Condo.

Nice try though.

 

[Dillinger]

Ah... a cat house... now it sounds even more attractive!

 

[juicylips]

I'm quite good with my hands... and other things.

Really - I wouldn't be a bother, I promise.

I'll adopt you, Dill.

You can use those wonderful hands and "other things" on me at all times.. wouldn't bother me at all, promise

JL

 

[Laurel]

Hey Dilly, that sounds awesome. You just have to promise not to cough up any hairballs on my favorite jacket (bad Aiko, bad!). The fact that you know about things like NFS servers, redundancy, and network whatevers would probably come in handy around here, too. I'll tell Aiko & Owen to make a little room on the cat tree.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

If she gets rid of the cats, I'll move in.

 

[Dillinger]

Hey Dilly, that sounds awesome. You just have to promise not to cough up any hairballs on my favorite jacket (bad Aiko, bad!). The fact that you know about things like NFS servers, redundancy, and network whatevers would probably come in handy around here, too. I'll tell Aiko & Owen to make a little room on the cat tree.

Oh that sounds so nice... a tree for me Aiko and Owen and maybe I can bring Cheffie and Juicy along too? Just a happy family.

And I'll take good care of your servers and your networks too. The just need some TLC.

 

[mayi]

what a great place.......and a great group

mayi