I want a dick

[Rubyfruit]

One of my own. Attached to my body. Just for a day or so.

I'd give it back.

Really.

 

[Azwed]

One of my own. Attached to my body. Just for a day or so.

I'd give it back.

Really.

sureeee

 

[Spinaroonie]

It'd be pretty hard to attach.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

You do have one attached to you for a day or so at a time... it just tend to be inside

 

[Rubyfruit]

Oh come on. I just want to lock myself in the bedroom for 50 hours or so and play with it.

I promise to return it in tip top shape.

 

[Aphrodisiac]

Ruby ,

I would also like one , I want to know what it feels like @ that moment ... and I wanna pee standing up.

But I would give it back - I always tease my man about how his " stuff" is all out there and mine is all nice & neat.

 

[JazzManJim]

You can use mine. I'm not.

 

[glamorilla]

Oh come on. I just want to lock myself in the bedroom for 50 hours or so and play with it.

I promise to return it in tip top shape.

I'll trade you mine for yours.

Just for a few days...

 

[RhumbRunner13]

Yeah!!!!!!!!!

I want to put my brain in a womans body for a few days!

I want to still be "me" but think and enjoy "her" body as she would if I could completely control her body and mind.

Rhumb

 

[sigh]

damn, i don't have one

ruby? would you settle for a willing vagina instead?

 

[glamorilla]

Re: Yeah!!!!!!!!!

I want to put my brain in a womans body for a few days!

I want to still be "me" but think and enjoy "her" body as she would if I could completely control her body and mind.

Rhumb

I just want to look better in lingerie.

 

[Rubyfruit]

You can use mine. I'm not.

Oooo.

Aphrodisiac, yes! I want to pee standing up. Outside. In the snow.

I want to wake up with morning wood.

I want to feel my balls tighten up just before I orgasm.

I want to watch my seed shoot out of my cock and dribble down my hand.

I want to feel how sensitive the head is after coming.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Re: Re: Yeah!!!!!!!!!

I just want to look better in lingerie.

LMAO - god you crack me up, Glam. I'm so glad you're here.

sigh, you know I'd never turn down your sweet sex.

 

[JazzManJim]

Ruby, feel free to keep Mr. Winky in practice. Just remember...

He likes boxers, not briefs.

He does better in slightly cooler temperatures.

He always requries a little shake after peeing.

He gets very sensitive after cumming.

Take good care of him. I'll get him back in a couple days.

 

[Coven911]

50 hours?????

Oh come on. I just want to lock myself in the bedroom for 50 hours or so and play with it.

I promise to return it in tip top shape.

Um, that is TWO days!! See..first A day, now we are up to TWO days.

 

[glamorilla]

Re: Re: Re: Yeah!!!!!!!!!

LMAO - god you crack me up, Glam. I'm so glad you're here.

sigh, you know I'd never turn down your sweet sex.

The damage we would do if unleashed on an unsuspecting populace...

 

[Liontamr]

On the flip side, I want to be in a woman's body for 24 hours..

I wanna know what it feels like to have a cock entering slow... entering hard.. what it feels like to cum.. what it feels like to have a cock shoot off deep...

Having a cock is great and all.. but once in a while the mind wanders

 

[MechaBlade]

I'd give it back.

Really.

I don't think you'd want to.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Yeah!!!!!!!!!

The damage we would do if unleashed on an unsuspecting populace...

The world isn't ready for us, Glam.

Jim, Mr. Winky?

 

[JazzManJim]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Yeah!!!!!!!!!

Jim, Mr. Winky?

Yeah! You didn't know about the honorable tradition that every penis have a name? The only real rule is that it can't be a name a guy gives it himself. Mr. Winky was named by my ex.

 

[Aphrodisiac]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Yeah!!!!!!!!!

Yeah! You didn't know about the honorable tradition that every penis have a name? The only real rule is that it can't be a name a guy gives it himself. Mr. Winky was named by my ex.

What ?!

I was never aware of this naming rule....

Hmmmm ... rather interesting... ...

 

[APhil]

It's true! It's true!

My ex named mine "Mini-Me"

 

[koalabear]

One of my own. Attached to my body. Just for a day or so.

I'd give it back.

Really.

You'd break it..........

 

[Rubyfruit]

I would not break it.

I'm very gentle.

Really.

Phil, Mini Me?

Ok, how come girls don't name their pussies as often as men name their cocks?

 

[Private Vasquez]

I did, her name is: Minkey Boodle