I wanna be a mamma bear!

[Silverluna]

Subject: Mamma Bear
> >
> >
> > >
> > > In my next life . . . .. I want to be a female bear!
> > >
> > > IF you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for
six
> > > months. I could deal with that.
> > >
> > > Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I
could
> > > deal with that, too.
> > >
> > > If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of
walnuts)
> > > while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I
> > > could definitely deal with that.
> > >
> > > IF you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat
anyone
> > > who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them
> > > too. I could deal with that.
> > >
> > > IF you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He
EXPECTS
> > > that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
> > >
> > > Yup . . .. . gonna be a bear!

 

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