I used to have sex with my cornflakes

lilminx · May 9, 2002

But not anymore. Now I have sex with my bran flakes. Maybe I'm just getting old(er)?

Zamdrist · May 9, 2002

bluntforcemama · May 9, 2002

I used to eat dried cat food. Now I feed it to the cats.

Wiggles · May 9, 2002

So... Your Cornflakes are up for grabs?

lilminx · May 9, 2002

Yeah, Wigs, but they're a little soggy.

Wiggles · May 9, 2002

lilminx said:
Yeah, Wigs, but they're a little soggy.

Just the way I likes em'.

Nigel · May 9, 2002

lilminx said:
Yeah, Wigs, but they're a little soggy.

And lilminx scores a perfect 10.0 for that possibly unintended dick softness joke!!

Nigel

QuickDuck · May 9, 2002

lilminx said:
But not anymore. Now I have sex with my bran flakes. Maybe I'm just getting old(er)?

at least it is regular ... and you are too

mind you... how about cornflakes with sex?

DevilBoy79 · May 11, 2002

bumping the thread

lilminx · May 11, 2002

Hmmm... I didn't really think it merited a bump- especially since it was a parody of Zam's thread.

Cop4u_69 · May 12, 2002

lilminx said:
But not anymore. Now I have sex with my bran flakes. Maybe I'm just getting old(er)?

Guess you just need a little more fiber..........