I think I'm missing out on my calling in life

[medjay]

Not too long ago, a friend of mine went to one of those model search things. She didn't want to go by herself so she asked me to tag along. I said, what the hell? I might see some nice looking women.

Anyone who's ever been to one of these things knows that they line you up and judge you like a bunch of racehorses or something. Well, the funny part is they didn't pick her because she was too "top heavy" but they seemed to like me a lot. I was a little too scruffy for print modeling but they suggested I try for television and gave my name to the producers of Blind Date.

I said "No thanks" and took off. Now I keep getting calls from agencies wanting me to do hair shows and escorting and stuff like that. I guess I could circumvent the whole Model Agency scam and actually start making some money. I don't think I'm cut out for real work anyway.

 

[HeavyStick]

You can set up the lights for your own shoot. double dip a little.

 

[Rubyfruit]

I think you should rape those deep pockets, Medjay.

 

[medjay]

I think you should rape those deep pockets, Medjay.

Putting capitalism to work for me!

 

[Rambling Rose]

B. T. Express

Come on and do it do it
Do it 'til you're satisfied, whatever it is.
Do it do it 'til you're satisfied
Come on and do it do it
Do it 'til you're satisfied (Whatever it is)
Do it do it 'til you're satisfied.

Some people know just what they're tryin' to do
Whatever it is you've got it
As long as it pleases you
Make it last as long as you can
And when you're thru' it's up to you.
To try it again.

Come on and do it do it
Do it 'til you're satisfied, whatever it is.
Do it do it 'til you're satisfied
Come on and do it do it
Do it 'til you're satisfied (Whatever it is)
Do it do it 'til you're satisfied.

Everybody knows what they've got to do
Whatever it is
As long as it pleases you.
Just take some time
And relax your mind then

Come on and do it do it
Do it 'til you're satisfied, whatever it is.
Do it do it 'til you're satisfied
Come on and do it do it
Do it 'til you're satisfied (Whatever it is)
Do it do it 'til you're satisfied.