I think I was abducted

[Bobtoad777]

Last Night I went to sleep in bedas per normal and this morning I woke up in the bathtub filled with water and bubbles. I live alone and the doors were still looked from the inside with the three deadbolts, 2 chains and regualr handle lock.

 

[forgetunome]

bobtoad....

It's called sleep walking...lad! You were probably having a WET dream...and then decided to reenact it in your sleep!

 

[Expertise]

Checklist

BobToad

It is possible. Seriously.

First check and make sure you have no incissions. This way you will know that none of your organs have been harvested by black marketeers or satanists.

Second do you feel like you have been .....ahem..... probed? This would suggest extra-terrestrials, homosexual poltergeists or worst of all Deborah.

Third. Are you still in possesion of all your supplements and vitamins. If not it is the pharmaceuticals the Masons or the "Jolly Farmers" (inside joke)

Finally. Did you perhaps have one too many Ginko Biloba shakes last night Bud?

 

[Bobtoad777]

I have slept walked before but always have landed back in bed after wards.

And don't yeah think that really puts a new twist on the thought of a wetdream?

 

[R Nitelight]

b/Bobtoad

On the plus side, if true, you might not be a virgin anymore.

 

[CW]

And don't yeah think that really puts a new twist on the thought of a wetdream?

Damn, damn, damn, I was posting a reply about the wet dream twist, hit preview and saw your post,,,

That is just too fuckin' spooky toad man,,, first I understand some of your musings, and now we are posting the same thoughts???

SPOOKY is all I can say

 

[Bobtoad777]

Re: Checklist

BobToad

It is possible. Seriously.

First check and make sure you have no incissions. This way you will know that none of your organs have been harvested by black marketeers or satanists.

No Incisions anywheres on my body, in fact on scar on my arm is missing but it could be I have just ingnored it so long that i didnt notice it fading away.

Second do you feel like you have been .....ahem..... probed? This would suggest extra-terrestrials, homosexual poltergeists or worst of all Deborah.

No feeling of anal Probology here. Believe me I would know that feeling, cause when the doctor checks my prostate with his finger I feel it for a week.

Third. Are you still in possesion of all your supplements and vitamins. If not it is the pharmaceuticals the Masons or the "Jolly Farmers" (inside joke)

I still have all my suppliments and vitamins. But I wtill wouldn't put it passed the PharmaCartel, and I am on good terms with the Jolly Farmers and and the Mason's have been leaving me alone.

Finally. Did you perhaps have one too many Ginko Biloba shakes last night Bud?

No I didn't have any Ginko Shakes last night, maybe I should have

 

[Bobtoad777]

Re: b/Bobtoad

On the plus side, if true, you might not be a virgin anymore.

If thats the case they could of been nice enough to wake me up and let me enjoy/endure the happening

 

[Cheri]

I'm with R Nitelight on this one. Do you feel any different? By the way do you think they're coming back?

 

[Bobtoad777]

And don't yeah think that really puts a new twist on the thought of a wetdream?

Damn, damn, damn, I was posting a reply about the wet dream twist, hit preview and saw your post,,,

That is just too fuckin' spooky toad man,,, first I understand some of your musings, and now we are posting the same thoughts???

SPOOKY is all I can say

To Spooky

 

[Bobtoad777]

I'm with R Nitelight on this one. Do you feel any different? By the way do you think they're coming back?

I don't feel any different judging by the water wrinkles on my toes and fingers I was in the tub for roughly 7 hours which would have meant I was in the tub 45 minutes after I went to sleep. The only problem with that is the way my apartment is hooked intot he water supply to get hot water it takes a good ten-fifteen minutes to get good hot water for bathing and my big 6-7 foot castiron tub takes a good 75 minutes to fill to the level it was filled. That leaves a mysterious 45 minutes??

 

[R Nitelight]

Cheri

I'm with R Nitelight on this one. Do you feel any different? By the way do you think they're coming back?

Are you feeling alright, dear?

 

[Bobtoad777]

I have no idea if they are coming back if there was a they. Maybe my mind really was thinking , 'you want a wet dream we will give you a wet dream'

 

[Cheri]

Much better thank you. A little raw aggression always brightens my day.

 

[Cyan BloodsBane]

Last Night I went to sleep in bedas per normal and this morning I woke up in the bathtub filled with water and bubbles. I live alone and the doors were still looked from the inside with the three deadbolts, 2 chains and regualr handle lock.

I think it was to much salt air... or weed.. but hey I am just a dumb green dragon...

 

[Bobtoad777]

well theocean is a good 3 hour drive, Ilive on the inside of the province, and I dont smoke weed

 

[Cyan BloodsBane]

well theocean is a good 3 hour drive, Ilive on the inside of the province, and I dont smoke weed

Well there goes my ideas... go ahead pop my bubble... fine I don't care...

 

[Bobtoad777]

Sorry my dear dragon friend, most cases you would have solved with your deduction, I guess I am just a plain screw up

 

[Cyan BloodsBane]

Sorry my dear dragon friend, most cases you would have solved with your deduction, I guess I am just a plain screw up

Well.. being screwed up is a good thing... that way. When everyone reaches our level of crazinesses.. then we can help guide them.

 

[Bobtoad777]

yes but there are few that travel the road this far with out turning back to rationality

 

[Cyan BloodsBane]

yes but there are few that travel the road this far with out turning back to rationality

That would be me.....

*Follow, Follow, Follow the yellow brick road...*

 

[Shelby]

Bobtoad,

If last night was the bubblebath, I'd go to bed extra early tonight if I were you. You KNOW what usually comes after the surprise bubblebath. Have sweet dreams.

 

[Bobtoad777]

If your only on the yellow brick road your not to far behind me.

wait till you hit the turquoise alabaster melmac plastic road, now that is a ride

 

[Bobtoad777]

Bobtoad,

If last night was the bubblebath, I'd go to bed extra early tonight if I were you. You KNOW what usually comes after the surprise bubblebath. Have sweet dreams.

No, I don't I am a virgin please tell me, please tell me.

 

[Cyan BloodsBane]

If your only on the yellow brick road your not to far behind me.

wait till you hit the turquoise alabaster melmac plastic road, now that is a ride

Kool....

*Cyan starts running down the yellow brick road...*