I shot a ghost in the FACE

[KyleW]

Thank god that socialist foreign born president of ours hasn't violated our rights with an executive order banning guns. I was teaching a ferret how to cabbage patch when I saw the ghost of Al Gore trying to make my house more green so he could sell it out from under me to some terrorists.

So I shot that fucker in the face. Six times.

what I failed to anticipate is that bullets go through ghosts. Unless they're silver of course. So I actually shot my 78 year old neighbor. But I don't like him anyway. So it kind of worked out.

to sum up: ferret, ghost, gore, gun control, peaches

 

[XdOu™]

thanks for sharing

 

[Tryharder62]

Al Gore is still alive. Start the meds again. I'm telling you, before they take the ferrets away.

 

[XdOu™]

Al Gore is still alive. Start the meds again. I'm telling you, before they take the ferrets away.

hahah

 

[killallhippies]

and not one goddamned wu tang reference. what the fuck, man?

 

[KyleW]

and not one goddamned wu tang reference. what the fuck, man?

I was going to sign it as ghostface killah but figured itd be a wasted reference here

 

[Disgustipated]

You old, dirty bastard.

 

[XdOu™]

shimmy shimmy ya shimmy yay!

 

[CHNOPS]

You old, dirty bastard.

There's madness to his method, man.

 

[KyleW]

You old, dirty bastard.

so there is you and kah and maybe sonny

 

[KyleW]

There's madness to his method, man.

god damn it, shut up

 

[CHNOPS]

god damn it, shut up

Apology accepted.

 

[blobfish]

I was going to sign it as ghostface killah but figured itd be a wasted reference here

My brother told me that when he worked at a Best Buy store, the sole purchaser of Ghostface Killer albums were white kids. Unless I've judged wrong, isn't like Mein Kampf being a top seller in Israel? The name of the band is about killing white people.

Are the songs any good?

 

[KyleW]

My brother told me that when he worked at a Best Buy store, the sole purchaser of Ghostface Killer albums were white kids. Unless I've judged wrong, isn't like Mein Kampf being a top seller in Israel? The name of the band is about killing white people.

Are the songs any good?

ghostface is a rapper not a band. and he's a member of wu-tang.

and his name is from a martial arts movie, not about killing white people.

 

[Tryharder62]

Anybody want a peach?

 

[blobfish]

ghostface is a rapper not a band. and he's a member of wu-tang.

and his name is from a martial arts movie, not about killing white people.

Really? I thought that "ghostface" was a name for white people.

 

[killallhippies]

fucking people.

 

[KyleW]

Really? I thought that "ghostface" was a name for white people.

stop playing dumb and gtfo

 

[blobfish]

stop playing dumb and gtfo

I was serious that time. I never much liked rap, except for the older ones. I also like "Rapture", if you count that.

 

[KingOrfeo]

I shot a ghost in the FACE

Well, you should have aimed lower!