I object to the use of fat cunt.

[Instant_Star]

Do not deny what your body is telling you.

To run screaming?

 

[blobfish]

Diddle Sticks has been recorded already, you're going to have to try harder if you want the top spot.

Intercuntinental ball-istic missile of nuclear satisfaction.

 

[blobfish]

To run screaming?

Nope, to open your magnetic field so that my Millenium Falcon may dock in your landing bay.

 

[Instant_Star]

Intercuntinental ball-istic missile of nuclear satisfaction.

Interesting, but not top spot worthy.

 

[Instant_Star]

Nope, to open your magnetic field so that my Millenium Falcon may dock in your landing bay.

No.

Just no.

Omfg.

*headdesk*

 

[parodyluvr75]

To vomit. I'm pretty sure it's saying vomit.

 

[blobfish]

To vomit. I'm pretty sure it's saying vomit.

Oops, I guess I didn't pull out soon enough.

 

[blobfish]

No.

Just no.

Omfg.

*headdesk*

I'll pinpoint your thermal exhaust port.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Like I'd allow you to get that close.

 

[Instant_Star]

I'll pinpoint your thermal exhaust port.

So...much...nerd talk...

pants... won't... stay... on...

Gah.

 

[blobfish]

Like I'd allow you to get that close.

You couldn't possibly resist. You'd be on my carbon rod like fallout on Nagasaki.

 

[blobfish]

So...much...nerd talk...

pants... won't... stay... on...

Gah.

Emission accomplished.

 

[Instant_Star]

Emission accomplished.

*headdesk*

 

[Instant_Star]

You couldn't possibly resist. You'd be on my carbon rod like fallout on Nagasaki.

Almost.

 

[blobfish]

Almost.

I'll launch a liquid love grenade into your red zone with my man mortar.

 

[Instant_Star]

I'll launch a liquid love grenade into your red zone with my man mortar.

Stop trying lol.

The harder you try the less funny they get.

 

[blobfish]

Stop trying lol.

The harder you try the less funny they get.

It wasn't meant to be funny.

 

[parodyluvr75]

If by that you mean, I couldn't be not revolted by, I agree.

I'm sorry that wont happen, your carbon is decaying.

 

[Instant_Star]

It wasn't meant to be funny.

In that case

 

[blobfish]

If by that you mean, I couldn't be not revolted by, I agree.

I'm sorry that wont happen, your carbon is decaying.

Carbon is the most abundant element in my body.

And soon, it'll be in yours.

 

[blobfish]

In that case

If I lie in bed, I'm afraid it'll hit the ceiling.

 

[Instant_Star]

If I lie in bed, I'm afraid it'll hit the ceiling.

 

[Squibbs]

Not only is it an unoriginal dull insult...

But according to lit unwritten laws, most women on lit are men, I therefore suggest that 'tiny flaccid cock' should be substituted as an appropriate insult. This despite the fact attested to in pms, that all lit men have hard and ready, eleven inch spears of love.

Except Blob, he's the only man who doesn't claim to have a huge unnatural love muscle.

If Blob reads this, please don't post your rocket to Russia, I've a Mr. Bill phobia.

Lovingly,

Parody

Obese cunt it is then.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Not only is it an unoriginal dull insult...

But according to lit unwritten laws, most women on lit are men, I therefore suggest that 'tiny flaccid cock' should be substituted as an appropriate insult. This despite the fact attested to in pms, that all lit men have hard and ready, eleven inch spears of love.

Except Blob, he's the only man who doesn't claim to have a huge unnatural love muscle.

If Blob reads this, please don't post your rocket to Russia, I've a Mr. Bill phobia.

Lovingly,

Parody

Is cunt that happens to be fat, but it is who she is as a person that makes her truly hideous better?

 

[parodyluvr75]

Carbon is the most abundant element in my body.

And soon, it'll be in yours.

I hate to break this to you but I don't need you for that.